Poser Stoners

is that really a poser? or just some one wanting advise...??

 

Not really a poser stoner, but a stoner that pisses me off is one that I sell a bag of the dankest chronic in town to and they tell everyone about me and give out my phone number and I end up getting random calls from stupid fucks talking about bags over a cellular phone.

 

lol dude I know exactly what you're talking about! This dude I know came up to me he's like dude check it out (pulls out his bag) it's the purple funk!...I'm like "dude this is beast...wait...is this these the beasters you bought last week?"
him: yeah dude I cured it up and it turned purple! it's the purple funk dude gets you so high!

 

eh take it easy pplz, they just wanna fit in without destroying their lungs

everybody wants to be wanted

less your some kind of unwanting douchebag

 

stoners who claim to be top pot heads and then pull out the shitest, weekest spliffs youve ever smoked. wankers!

 

Stoners that ask anybody and anyone looking desperate for weed,only to find out they smoke twice a month. Or the ones that claim to be super-uber stoners and shout it out and wear shirts and pins and draw fuckin weed leaves everywhere like its something to brag about

 

i like people who smoke my bud and just keep it in their mouth, or they decided to torch my whole bowl and just cough it all out..

 

My neighbor in college, bless the poor bastard, was a total weed-novice.. which is fine of course, but he acted like he was the guru of all things marijane. I remember this one time he was all excited because he bought a new glass bubbler and wanted me and my roomate to comeby and try it out. When we got there he was all pissed off and wanted us to come with him back to the headshop, he said the bubbler was broken and kept drawing water thru. Turns out he was using the carb as the mouthpiece.

Another time, same kid, calls me all excited because he found hash. I go to his apartment and he proceeds to show me tree bark that someone has put into a baggy and sold to him. It then took me fifteen or twenty minutes to convince him that his hash was actually just part of the tree outside out apartment building. And even then he insisted on trying a hit. He loaded his bowl, lit up his bark, coughed like a fool and then finally admitted it probably wasn't hash.

 

i hate when people overexagerate how much they smoke, drank or whatever. like i used to smoke with this one girl alot, and when she'd tell others stories about when we got high, she'd always say we smoked about 5g's more then we actually did.

 

I can agree with most of these posts. I also hate it when ppl say they've smoked much more than they have. Like the people who say they smoked an ounce of buds in an hour long car ride. Fucking ridiculous.

 

i hate when kids talk all slow on purpose, and theyre all like, whhaaaat?? duuuuudddeeee...

talk normal.

 

^^ agreed

i could care less how much someone smokes or doesnt smoke
even if they lie about it

but you shouldnt act like someone your not.......
i do sympathise
but if you would ever want to change who you are to seem cool or fit in, you deserve sympathy.....
not the boo hoo kind but the discusted kind

 

I think after a point everything has its own genre of "big fish stories". These range from people talking about how much homework they had last night, how much they are gonna smoke this weekend, how big the fish they caught was. I think its something we all do at one point or another. Also, as someone newer to smokin pot, we occasionally ask dumb questions, just because we are curious. When people ask me stupid questions about things from weed to algebra to history im flattered more than anything else, in that someone cares about my opinions, or has faith in my intellignece. If there are no questions, with that ocasional dumb one, nooone learns shit.

 

When somone comes up to you and shows you "the dankest fuckin chronic you'll ever smoke!!". And they have no idea what it is and just call it something like "this is the green haze man! its waaay better than purple haze. you havn't been high until you've smoked this orange haze!".

 

exactly.

 

people who claim to "do" pot.

 

^^ haha. I hate it when kids go around saying they're gonna do some weed this weekend. Well... I'd probably "do" weed too if I could. But for now i'm gonna smoke it.

 

hahaha that reminds me about harold and kumar when kumar deams about fuckin that huge bag of bud. that movie is awesome ive seen it so many time.

but to answer the post i hate how people exagerate how good their pot is or how much they have smoked. i also hate when they act soooo high when they havnt even smoked alot.

 

So is there a difference with a novice stoner and a poser stoner? I'm currious to know as I'm sure most of you would find something to dislike about me. I don't know how to tell the difference between weed strains/ types (I can tell if it's really crappy or really good, just not what the names are etc), I only smoke a bowl or two at night usually, and I don't boast about smoking, etc. Just currious.

 

That was really well said. Like, "the only dumb question is the one you don't ask."