Reminds me of a story.... One night me and 2 friends were drinking at a bowling alley (while bowling) and were all pretty drunk by the time we left (vodka mixed into gatorade). So we leave, drive home, and get pulled over for both headlights being out (and they were actually both out, not just off, what fucking luck, haha). The kid driving gets out, talks to the officer about the lights and inspects them and shit, gets back in and we drive back to my house where we proceed to drink more. I was floored we got away with that shit.
One time when I was working the third shift at Mayfield Dairy I took my lunch break at about 3am and was riding down the road smoking a joint. I passed a cop and forgot to dim my headlights, so he turned around and pulled me over. I dropped the joint in the floor and it was still burning in the floor when he came up to my window. haha He just gave me a warning for not dimming my headlights. I guess he didn't smell the weed, even though I had my windows up and everything while I was smoking it.
and it was still fucking burning on the ground, and probably making other smells by burning your carpet. Haha goddamn.
OP, i just want to say that i appreciate your use of language. really, i do, even though you misspelled irked. not everyone knows how to do that. thank you! and fuzz acid flowers, i've found that if you are confronted by a cop and you know you're in trouble, and you know how obvious it is that you're in trouble, the best thing is to be honest, at least to a point. most cops do appreciate when you say " yes officer. i was wrong. " you don't have to tell them about your stash, but if you are inebriated and driving and you have the wherewithal to know you are screwed, then you can make it less painful for everyone by cooperating. and unless you are super screwed theres a chance your honesty will buy you a warning instead of a ticket. tell the truth, but not the whole truth.
... ahhh Shit.. man I hope they gets this crazy person that trying to run me over while Im getting the nuts..
we got stopped last week and it was a car full of us and my friend only had his provisional license, cop asked if we had any drink and he said yeah, we were just on the way home. Cop stops for a second and we're all in the back shitting it and im hoping he doesnt notice my seat belt isnt on. picture the scene aswell. 5 of us in the car, 3 of us have dreads and all of us have long hair (well the two girls would have long hair anyway) so we really thought we were going to be searched or something. Anyway he looks at fez (the driver) and just says "could please turn your lights on. If you havnt noticed its night time" hahaha fez the retard had forgot to put his lights on he let us go though, was laughing when he was walking away
my friend got pulled over when he was smashed with me and two other friends in the car during the summer. the cop made him get out of the car and do all these sobriety tests, which he passed, then he wanted to search the car, but my friend said he didnt allow a search, which blossomed into like a 15 minute argument on whether he has a right to search the car. He was trying to say that the two kids in the back (me and my other friend who has dreads) looked suspicious, which I told him was profiling, just because we both have long hair doesnt automatically make us law breakers. finally he just told us all to go home and that he didnt wanna see us out that night. I had my pipe and four grams of bud in my pocket which I had completely gotten away with. then like 4 days later I got arrested for paraphenila.
That's dumb as shit. When you're confronted by the cops, don't say anything period! As soon as you admit you did something wrong, you are guilty, and you will be punished. You have the right to remain silent and as soon as you open your mouth, you give up your rights. And it's people laying down and giving up their rights that gives the cops the insanely SCARY power they have. When you're confronted by the police, the ONLY thing you are required to do is identify yourself. Keeping your yap shut may be the difference between years behind bars for possession and freedom.
The last time a cop confronted me, it was because I gave him the finger when our car passed his car and he pulled us over. He got me out of the car and I was standing there blowing cigarette smoke in his face and pretty much talking to him like he was a dog. haha I kept denying that I gave him the finger and he was getting frustrated as fuck. I kept talking shit to him and he ended up getting so frustrated that he started cursing at me and shit, so I started cursing back at him and he was getting more and more pissed off. lol When we were finished talking shit to eachother, he got back in his car and I gave him the finger again before we drove off. hahaha Fuckin porker:sifone:
I knew a cool cop once...he tried to hide our smoke for us when two sheriffs deputies were going to tear my house apart, convinced they were going to find a motherload. All they found was a damn bowl and a shitload of paraphernalia. But yeah, the city cop gave one of them a ride out here (don't ask me, I have no idea), and I knew the cop because we used to hang out at a gas station all the time and he'd pick on us, so I asked him to stay with us until it was all over and he did. And he tried to hide our shit for us. What an awesome dude...he's not on the city squad anymore, I'm not sure where he went off to.
