please dont say anything in this thread

*cough cough*

 

<police siren>

 

How can I help you officer?

 

<sniff> <sniff>

<handcuffs jingling>

 

"Run!"

 

* aroma of faraway donuts *

<sound of police car speeding away>




<crickets>

 

-looks to the left, notices that he is on a bridge, approximately 2500 feet above a jungle lagoon, i glance to the LEO who is eyeing me intently, in a moment of sheer lunacy I jump off of the bridge, freefalling towards the lagoon at an incredible speed, i am comforted with the knowledge that I never go anywhere without a parachute strapped to my back, I pull the cord and gently float into the lagoon...

 

(laughs)

 

< fade to black >

* detergent commercial *

* public service announcement *

< resume program already in progress ... >

 

((dances))

 

< votes being tallied >>

 

((drum roll))

 

and the winner is...

 

<hushed crowd sounds >

< envelope tearing >

 

<CLICK>

(Channel changed to another station)

 

(shouts of outrage)

*throws shoe at screen*

 

you guysare crazy haha, you just had to post in it didnt ya...

well i like you so.. its cool

 

Get out and never come back you as(CLICK)

(A man stands next to a big tank of cow entrails and says)
We have Jimmy here and he is going to jump into this tank and look for five yellow discs for a NEW SONY PC!!!

 

(moonlight sonata plays in distance)

 

(cats meow)