Plane high?

With all the metal in Jennifer I am sure she will set off the detectors. You will be fine with the food. Just put them in baggies and put them in your purse or carry on.

 

nope after 9/11 I never set another one off, I have brought pot back with me more then a few times and nothing happened

 

i hope to god you don't leave then try to re-enter the country. coming back from aruba (only old people go there, 80% of everyone on my plane was 65 or older) we had to go through security twice, get our checked bags screened, if you bought anything duty free they would rip apart your checked bag right in front of you, then we had to go through security AGAIN, then sitting at the gate waiting to get on the plane a dog came around.

just don't leave the country, BUD.

 

lol ive been flown to mexico three times, hassle free.. with drugs on me. and i bought weed and a used pipe back with me in my pocket two of those times...

i passed within 10-15 feet of a TSA K-9 at JFK with a quarter ounce in my pocket...

ive also flown to costa rica, and had absolutely 0 problems with customs upon re-entry... though i did not bring any drugs or dirty pipes back from there..

ive never been patted down. its all in how you carry yourself... and ive flown A LOT with drugs and glass bowls on me..

my point is, if you cant sneak a small quantity of drugs on your person through the airport.. you just suck.

 

you'd think so, but the metal they put in people during surgery and such is a different alloy that wont set off about 90% of newer metal detectors..

 

it's not about sucking, it's about luck

we were just sitting down at the gate getting ready to go on the plane and the cop brought the dog through, with everyone still sitting, and sniffed everyone. if you would have been in my situation with your quarter ounce and your pieces you would have been FUCKED. bringing drugs with you on a plane in this day and age, especially out or in to the country, is not a good idea AT ALL. it's much easier to find shit wherever you're going, or just take a small break and enjoy your vacation drunk.

having weed with me on vacation is not worth getting arrested and my ass/vag prodded by some nasty black TSA lady

 

then im surprised i havent won the lottery yet, with all the luck i have

 

you've re-entered the country 4 times. i wouldn't exactly call you an expert international traveller.

you've had multiple people in this thread tell you that they've been just randomly sniffed, yet you insist that YOU are just the king of drug smuggling and it will never happen to you.

i look forward to seeing you featured on locked up abroad

 

its very plausible you may get sniffed if you're going through customs..

yet the OP is not flying international.. hence my advice.. and there have been multiple people in this thread who said they have never seen a dog domestic..

relax. maybe try to extract 10mg of lortab, get that opiate fix.. settle down a little, BUD?

 

my response was not to the OP, it was to your dumbass saying that dogs can't just "walk up to you" in airports, because they can and they do.

i'm sorry, i just don't want any of my beloved forum members believing the lies of a moron, and suffering the consequences because of it.

 

you took it out of context, i said that regarding DOMESTIC travel.

which is true

 

it really isn't though because there are still dogs for domestic flights

while i've never run into one, i have encountered sniffer machines. and unlike dogs you can't just say they're smelling beef jerky

 

yeah, there are dogs sniffing checked bags.. and dogs occasionally, but rarely, walking around in the airport..

but it is not TSA protocol to have drug sniffing K-9s come up and sniff every passenger going through security.. when a dog smells drugs, it can start to go nuts and may scratch/bite the hell out of somebody.. the TSA does not want that potential liability.. thus they reserve drug dogs for bags, and sketchy persons who may get pulled aside..

also.. what do you mean by "sniffer machine"?? those air-puff booths?

 

because just in case you didnt know.. there is no such thing as a drug "sniffer machine"...

the air puff booths are to check for traces of explosive residue.. not "drug sniffer".. lol

a "sniffer machine" that can smell things much like a human can, is incredibly futuristic and wont be in existence for a long while...

besides, even IF that technology was in existence.. how would it sniff weed? you know pot has all kinds of smells.. from schwag, to fruity dank, to that pungent chronic.. how would it sniff weed even if such a thing existed? they gonna program it to pick up on the smell of each variety of pot?

 

where are you getting your information from? trained k9 dogs do not "go nuts and scratch/bite people" when they smell drugs, they simply bark, or sit down or do something to signal their cop. even if the dog did go ape shit on someone, that's not the TSAs problem and for the dog to go ape shit that person probably had something serious, much more serious than drugs, on them so being attacked by the dog would be the least of their worries.

and by sniffer machines i do in fact mean the booths that puff you up and down

this conversation is getting boring and tiresome, quite frankly i'm done with you and your ignorance. good night

 

i rest my case..

you think there is such thing a "drug sniffer machine"...

LOL.

nuff said. g'night