plan to keep the hippy in hipforums (tell me what you think)

shit I am gonna get banned again. WHat about deadheads...we're hippie-like......

 

You get 10 points if you've had sex with Jerry Garcia.
100 points if you have had sex with Jerry's corpse.
10000 points if you have had sex with Jerry's corpse while you were on LSD and listening to "Touch of Gray" while doing it.

 

hnmmmm lsd and touch of gray and a Jerry impersonator close enough?

 

cosleeping ... one point
breastfeeding... two points
breastfeeding in public... five points
free loving... two points
beer drinking... one point if you drink exotic beers from all over the world
pro-marihuana... one point
social liberal... one point
not same address for a year for ten years... two points
studying withchcraft in england with a gay man... two points
never wear shoes... two points

congradulations! you're a hippyarty:

 

we'll make special consideration and give you 15 points for the effort

 

That's at least 3 points if done at the same time.

 

what if the impersonator is female?

 

http://myspace.com/desperatehippies

 

I tried watching that, but I got a tad bored.

Cute idea though.

 

yaya barbaella!!

i should get points for not paying any attention to all the points...i'm lost when it comes to the points, i have no idea what points i do have...
i have braids in my hair, same hair that hasn't been brushed in months that should get some points, but it was dyed back in dec so lost some there, but it hasn't been cut in over a year...i know all the words to every song in hair
i make my own granola and am wearing an andy warhol tshirt...and barefoot thats some points right?

 

Can I have your shirt?

 

but wait, if you act now with this limited time offer, whoever says "everybody i love you" will be given an immediate 10 points

 

I would say it, but I think that other people need hippie points more than I do.

Wait, I can sell them...

Everybody I love you!

 

*bows* i'd like to thank my parents for a complete lack of guidance and for providing copious quantities of alcohol while ignoring my presence....

 

Im going to stop showering so I can gain some hippy points.

 

I score my eligibility points by:


*Living in a converted hippie schoolbus for 6 years
*Living in unconventional housing for 35 years ( bus,tents, homemade cabins,)
*Living in alternative intentional community for 30 years.(12 different ones)
*Having 5 homebirths while living in tents, and 3 with no midwife
*Wearing sandals and "granny" glasses
*Living with the same hippie partner for 30 years shows my LOVE is enduring.
*Watching the movie "The U.S. versus John Lennon" proves I gravitate to hip and revolutionary people

And If I say "Give Peace a Chance", and "Make Love Not War," and "Far Out and Groovy", while passing out flowers and smoking a bowl, there will be no mistaking me for anything other than a real, live and clearly progressive Hippie type, (no sponsers needed), and able to help other non-hippies on the road to recognizing and adopting true authentic hippie behavior.

 

hahaha.

 

I think most the ppl that came here came because they googled "hippy" and wound up here by chance... if you take out the hippy element of it, what is there left? and how would one moniter the one-hippy-for-one-non-hippy ratio?

*shrugs* if this is a real suggestion, I've no idea how you're going to control it. Why not replace some of the non-hippie forums with more hippie forums? Wouldn't that be better or easier?

 

umm....how many love threads have i made here...a few anyway...but yeah love man it's a beautiful thing yah

 

I haven't shaved my legs in three days... does that count? :tongue: