plan to keep the hippy in hipforums (tell me what you think)

you are wearing at least one hemp necklace and some sort of bracelet in that picture too, yes?

 

i'd subtract a couple of points for the red and blue bit, even if a lot of us did. but i mean just one or two. and what's one or two from 150? 148 or 149. i think it would be worth another 50 if the shirt was tie died and another if one of the bead strings had a big piece sign pendent. but i think the gitar itself is worth 150 or 200. make that 300 if it's a scratched and beat up stella harmony. of course it needs a beaded leather strap to carry it on your back with.

my only points for myself would be fore being an eco-socialist anarcho-pacifist spiritual-agnostic. plus the magoo factor of my coke bottom glassess. well my shirts ARE wearable art that i painted myself, that's probably worth something.

and nothing i have is blue denum, which i consider heehaw rather then hip. but i know that's just a personal peculiarity of my own. i know i loose points, lots of them for not being able to grow my hair really long, and totaly aggree with my loss of points because of it. that little catipillar on my upper lip is almost invisible.

come to think of it i do have some beads arround here somewhere though.

i do have a kind of bongo set made from nut and chocklet cans duc taped togather.

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one point for anti-war
one point for pro-fucking
one point for tripping on lsd
four points for fucking while tripping
four points for fucking at a peace rally
eight points for fucking at a peace rally while tripping

also, one point for having a beard

one point for burning incense
two extra points for burning patchouli
two points for smelling like patchouli
two points for being involved in a gay straighta lliance group
four points for marihuana legalization activism
two points for public nudity
one point for anti-war
1,000 points for actually stopping the war
two points for hippy idealistism of recognizing the fuperficiallity of clothes
three point for being pro-socialism

ditto

100 points if never cut your hair
co-factoring is taken into account on an individual basis
ten points if haven't cut your hair for a decade
one point for hemp jewelry
two points for eco-conscious and healthful eating
one point for an insatiable desire for a grass roots revolution (without violence)
ten points if you actually get off your ass and do something about it (without violence)
1,000,000 points if revolution brings about about a planetary change in consciousness and everyone loves each other

one point

three points

four points

ditto

 

the lists are one, you can add to the list too

btw, you get 3 points for your practive of not having sex with people who are pro-war and giving a double dose to people who are anti-war

no points lost for changing your clothes... some hippies are clothes horses
one point for rarely showering
one point for veggie

one point for saying you are gonna read nabokov
one point for actually doing the reading

six points, that's very inspirational in encouraging to get back to the land... snow... two points for being a ghost on campus and not doing anything... two points if you ask skip to be your sponsor

 

one point for appreciating what a fine hippie rubin is

that's a ten point post

 

I am a true hippie , I was born and raised one by hippie parents , and I see your idea...but , whos to say that the younger crowd isnt creating a new version of hippies...their own.....and , by what standards will you judge who is a reall hippie and who only dresses the part ?
Its a lot like trying to judge what is normal and whats not .....and maybe ,,,by being around us real ones..the wanna be's will learn and grow into beautiful people !!
We are all brothers and sisters....we can all learn from each other.....just get mellow and talk....and it will work itself out.
Being a hippie is isnt doing drugs or being a stereotype ...its just something you are inside....its a belief...its a religion
But ...I do admit that this is a cool and funny thread.

 

Two hemp necklaces, one hemp bracelet, and at least 5 hemp anklets.

I think my sig is the hippiest thing in the world

 

I think we should petition Skip to make every person who joins this website take this test from now on.

That person will be allowed in based on his score.

 

and hippies who score more than ten points can sell their extra points to people who need them to gain entrance to the site provided they give 35% percent of the proceeds to hipforums to support the site

 

Great idea... but the money gained from selling the points can only be used to buy a small variety of Hipforums products such as a stick of incense for a dollar, a jug of Chief's cum, or a Boobie Club poster signed by all the ladies who were nice enough to appear sluty for the sake of its creation.

 

aaahahah

ha.

 

skip is already my sponsor.

 

woah....... wait! deduction of points if its taken in tennessee, how can that be?? tennessee is the home of the biggest hippie festival in the US (which is bonnaroo)

 

I think you deserve at least 50 points if your actual name is "rain" or "mud" or "serendipity" or any other hippy name you can think of

 

its not really their fault.... the points should go to the parents

 

i'm so doomed. i suppose i could buy a sponsor.

 

wait wait wait!! i'm a cosleeping, breasfeeding, free loving, beer drinking, pro-marijuana social liberal who hasn't had the same address for more than a years time in over ten years....i'm sorta doing good on the points...oh! and i'm studying witchcraft with a gay man in england and never wear shoes!!!

 

my old man touched jane fonda (my dad was stationed at ft hood texas at the time)

 

Jane Fonda + Barbarela = Pure Sex.