Plan for a 3some

That's one of the trashiest things I've ever heard.

If you're no good at getting yourself laid, you'll just come off as a creep if you try. Just let shit happen. All the best fuckings I've had happened when I wasn't trying to get laid.

 

you sound like a total joke
you need bragging rights? just go the old fashioned route and make it up
somehow i get the feeling you prolly couldn't satisfy one girl let alone two
sorry, no offense..but seriously from reading what you've written dude..you might as well just go pick up two drunk chicks..possibly your best option
i really don't think you should plan it all out step for step...just let whatever happens happen


joining a swingers club like kc suggested might be fun though :X

 

A great plan, but only if you're drunk too. Nothings worse than a sober person taking advantage of and plowing a drunk one. Unless it's in the butt. Because forceful sodomy: Is there any other kind?

I thought not.

 

go to a party, drink a few..bring extras for the ladies
done deal

 

Man, what are you, 19? Go to a goddamned college party every weekend. You're bound to get laid eventually.

 

i dont drink- it would harm my gains in the gym


and drunk chicks take the fun out of hte game

 

Is typing difficult with your thumb up your asshole?

Earlier, I guessed that you have a small penis. But I'm wrong, I know that now. You are a massive tool.

Furthermore,

 

meh ill just quote Arnold here, "Put the cookie down."

 

Living life in fear of losing physique or being broke in the future or not being able to walk or whattheshitever is no life at all, in my mind. It's no wonder you're struggling to get laid; you have no balls, no vigor. Hell, the fact that you're awake past midnight is shocking.

I've found that the secret to a satisfactory life lies in living full, so that whenever you die, young or old, you'll feel like you've lived forever.

 

hahah, dude are you like trying to pick an e-fight with me? hahahha.. ok ok hold up.. we'll do even better.. first.. we'll post our e-penis sizes.. then second.. we'll post our number of e-lays.. and last..... e-photo POSE-DOWN!!!

 

No, not at all. I was at first, but I'm too tired, and not angstybullshit enough to do it like I did when I was a kid. If I were flaming you, you'd know it.

 

anyways, lodui knows his shit. only im going to reverse the roles: tell 1 girl straight up about the 3some and get her into it and we'll team up to seduce the other girl. this is gonna be fun =)

 

oh, you don't really have the kung fu to go against him.

 

I couldn't agree more
S

 

Samhain! You still using your virgin sphincter to lure pedophiles to the police, or have you finally been raped?

 

since youre at bloomington you should try to get into the business school; it's the one good school there i think

 

Lodui has a problem finding women who don't try to light him on fire.

Maybe my timing is off?

 

theres this menouver that guys use where you go up to some girl on a bar and say "hey, didnt i see you in here the other day?".
They wont remember seeing you but they'll think its really sweet of you to remember them (regardless of whether you really have or not)

try that.

 

hahaaha you have no experience dating girls and it shows.. but then again youre a girl =D

 

friction does that. maybe some lube?