Pissing On Trees

Dude I always piss in the sink. Seriously. I haven't pissed in my toilet in months. I made a thread about it in true confessions once that I only piss in the sink. I'm not entirely sure why I do this but I do.

 

I think I posted in that thread.

 

maybe it's cuz we're 'required' to pee in the toilet, maybe we just wanna use the sink cuz it's what NOT to do. I know i've used the sink in the past before...hahha

it's been a long time since i did it though, for some reason i have this idea that it is unsanitary


as for peeing in the woods or a toilet, i'll take outside anyday. when i used to live with my parents, whenever i'd come home from school or was near the door i'd just take a piss outside. why? it's so much freer, there are no constraints, the air is nice, i feel like i'm helping nature out(as long as i'm not drenching piss into one spot) , and sometimes i play games, like i'll try to make designs or letters or shapes.....
that is the funnest in the snow


all in all, urinating outdoors is an all around better experience than a toilet. i'm in college now, and i live in the dorms...and the campus is heavily populated with people at any time. though usually, if there is nobody looking or i'm in a secluded spot....i'll pee away


i wanted to ask a question to all of yall --- do you have the urge to urinate immediatley before and/or after smoking? whenever i smoke, ESPECIALLY outdoors, practically everytime i'll whizz before. and after often happens, which i usually reason out to it being a dieuretic, and my senses being heightened so the urge to urinate feels stronger than it normally is...

what about everyone else?

 

Yeah I feel an extreme urge to piss after smoking, which sucks because it lowers your high, to an extent. I try to avoid this by pissing right before I smoke.

 

Dude sometimes, not every time, but sometimes after I smoke even when I just took a piss right before I smoked I gotta piss so bad after smoking then I piss and it's like...idk if it's because I'm high so it seems longer but I piss a really fucking long piss almost like a drunk piss. It's fucked up.

 

Yeah it's fuckin annoying because it lowers your high, but it feels so nice.

Side note: Have any of you that have taken moderately strong doses of opiates noticed that it is very hard to piss when under the influence of those opiates? I gate that shit.

 

trees>toilets

 

when i first joined here someone was askin bout how hash is made
he was thouroughly convinced that has was the result of taking too many opiates so u shit opiated lil hard lumps of shit..and he was convinced that hash was literaly shit..he was gonna try takin a bunch of opiates and then try eatting or smoking his shit
true story..i swear
but i guess with some of the questions we get here maybe its not so surprising

 

hahaha damn that's retarded. I wonder if he ever did it.

 

nope
talked him out of it
aparently his dad told him that
he was in some war or somethin and did lotta opium
i think the kid musta misheard or misunderstood something
but i set him straight
wasnt hard to find real methods on here

 

lmao.

I can just see some dude. Shitting in a fucking box then letting it dry then throwing it in a pipe and smoking it. hahahhahaha. wow thats not a smart person.

Mmmmm I bet that'd be a tasty smoke.

 

He was probably told that the opium is secreted in the urine after you use it. He probably misunderstood and thought it is in everyone's urine. I don't know if it secreted in the urine, but he may have been told that.

 

If I got to pee, I fucking go wherever

 

haha

 

ooooo the places i have pissed in public...... on the front door of my middle school,in the stairwell of my middle school, on a payphone by a bowling alley, on my friends dirtbike, on that same friend (he was hiding in a bush, it was accidental, long story), on the outside of a grocery store filled with people, on a random door at a water park that said "authorized personell only", out of the window in my room, off my friends roof, in the middle of the street like 100 times, my front yard, standing in line for a water park ride, on the side of the middle of a crowded run snowboarding, my friends front yard. shit... you get the picture.....

 

probably a tree.

 

I just carry around an empty water bottle wherever I go.

 

one time i was in detention and i had to piss real bad. the teacher was an asshole , so instead of even attempting to ask him, i put a jacket over my legs and pissed in a bottle, hahaha


it ended up spilling a bit on the ground too

 

I'd pee on a tree over a toilet any day. Its more relaxing, and requires less effort.

Pee on, ranger

 

agreed!

I like pissing on trees or bushes...actually on anything is fun.

speaking of pissing on things...when i was on holiday in cyprus about 1 year ago, i think i may have pissed of the balcony. i only think because i was pretty drunk when i went to bed and i only have a vague memory of it.
it still puzzles me to this day wether i did or not...