Pick One

A dog that goes SNARF!



or

 

of course Im going with my lover--->

holding hands or
dry humping...

 

hold hands


The Beatles or
The Rolling Stones

 

Beatles

Capitilism

or
communism

 

Communapitolism!



or

 

haha, im going with cut...

getting a spanking or
giving a spanking...

 

giving the spanking


covered in honey with
fire ants

or with

bees around

 

uh, haha thats a tough one probably with bees around so I can run away

eating at mcdonalds or...
working at mcdonalds...

 

working at Mcdonalds

fork in your ass
or
fork an ass

 

fork an ass...

velcro shoes or...
helmet

 

velcro shoes!!!



hitler

or

bush

 

haha geez, arent those two brothers "the internets" yeah anyways, probably Bush...

Would you rather do a "number 2" in a trashcan or...
in a shoebox...

 

shoebox..closer to the ground


your parents catching you having sex or
you catching your parents having sex

 

Either is pretty scary.......

Travel by plane
or
By bus

 

well thats a tough one, ill pick the plane if it does barrel rolls and back flips, but i would choose the bus if it had hydrolics.

yuengling
or
rolling rock

 

mmm...rolling rock


who would you rather fuck?

Hunter S. Thompson

or

Willy Wonka

 

haha, cant i do a threesome

Im gonna say Willy Wonka


Using a single leaf to wipe your ass or...
using one little thin square of toilet paper...

 

Oh my god!... people use toilet paper to wipe their ass?


Thats disgusting...

I'm a leaf man myself!


Trippin on Shrooms...
or
Trippin on Acid...

 

trippin on shrooms...

drinking sour milk or...
eating a rotten egg... yummy

 

drinking sour milk

being shot
being stabbed