Pick a household appliance and multiply it by the square root of a carrot

vacuum cleaner multiplied by the square root of carrot equals potato chips

piaf you probably have at least 10 more pretty years

 

Well you didn't actually have to say that....You could have just lied...And you could have said something a bit nicer and more encouraging. You suck

 

piaf just keep the guy in the picture around you after your beauty clock runs out, he makes you look extra good

 

Jesus Christ, that was mean!

And honestly- being an expert in all this (ahem!), I know for a fact Janja will be hot well into her 40s.

 

My apologies. I know that was a bit too insensitive.

On a brighter note, girls from your side of Europe - along with the Spanish, Danish and Swedish - are the most beautiful in all of Europe. And you are above average beautiful. So that means you probably can find a rich guy to marry you, and you probably have more than 5-7 years for that.

 

sometimes the truth hurts praxis

 

i love how easily janja manipulates people
it's quite something
it doesn't really matter how you look with skills like that

 

Thank you. I learned from the best

 

The real art is to let people believe they manipulate you, when in fact they are being manipulated.

 

the tangled webs we weave

 

But you gotta admit, Piaf defends herself pretty well for her age.

It's sexy beyond her looks-

 

And that we do just for simple entertainment.

 

and you have learned well
any luck on the politician front yet?

 

Oh please, you hypocritical slimebag. If she would be ugly you wouldn't have said that.

 

I'm still working on it.


I'm friends with the prime ministers daughter. Now only if we were both bi or lesbian...That would make things a lot easier...But nooooooooo....

 

but she can get you in touch with other politicians sons

 

That is true-

 

You're right....Again !

I obviously still have a lot to learn.
Thank you !!!!!

 

You should have defended yourself there, this is no fun.

 

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