Personal Attacks

You just want to get some tonight! Or tomorrow. !

 

My penis is huge and sometimes it gets in the way of my typing.

Doesn't mean you're old, means you have ear hair.

 

What does he have to do with the fact you want to make sweet love to me, by the fire.

 

hahaha

It shows I know how to reach out and *squeeze.. :drool5:*

Damnit, you distracted me...

Oh, and touch someone.

 

Sweet love is gay

 

I'm very gay.

 

Because I know that fucker is hittin' my bitch.

 

Feisty aren't we? You're good at this dirty talk thing... I think you're becoming my favorite RTer.

I know a way you could get him back, give me several orgasms and make him jealous.

 

People don't have to lie to get in my pants... I'm not a woman...

Shit.. was that out loud?

Ok, so it's not THAT big....






















to a giant...

 

Lady liberty is the only one I can think of who complained about size... even she boasted the size didn't matter.

 

Been there, done that. You're just a dirty cheese hooker and like his real life man meat as opposed to mine....I told you the surgical enhancements were better than a big rubber one.

 

I prefer Xtreme fucking, thats fucking starting off strapped to a snowboard then thrown out of a helicopter

 

They don't have to lie to get in mine either.









As long as they're telling me the truth about me looking just like Pam Anderson on her hot days.

 

hahahaha.

He doesn't have a rack like that.

 

Of course you do.... Why don't you step into my office and we'll compare the nudes for proof... :reddevil:

 

Please, I'd do you before Pam... she's not as hot as the hype.

 

That's my woman. You have your own.

 

They're all mine... The hot ones at least

 

Yea.

 

Well fuck... Can I at least watch or listen through the door or something?