Permanent Flirt Thread

it's just not the same when i'm not jacking a thread and pissing people off.

 

Well, I'm pretty pissed at you.

Feel better?

 

Matter converted to antimatter requires energy.

Antimatter converted to matter produces same amount of energy.

And unless the laws of the universe have changed over the past 60 years, I can only assume that E=mc squared is just as valid as ever.

Anyway... cocks. Blowjobs. All that...

 

yeah, i feel better. did you get your gallery clearance? sometimes it doesn't go.

 

I haven't checked.

Hold on.

 

No.

 

What's gallery clearance?

 

It's a picture gallery on a website that has a bunch of naked pictures someone took of you when you were unconscious.

To gain clearance, all one has to do is not be you.

 

Oh, THAT. Well, fine then. I've heard I was drooling that night anyway...it's not like I need to see myself looking all drooly.

 

Hah, you think that was drool.

Oookay.

 

I did wonder how I could manage to get "absolutely drenched in drool".

 

I think I also recall you wondering why your drool "smelled a bit like bleach."

 

Talking in my sleep, was I? Yeah, I do that.

 

Well, it wasn't sleep. It was a GHB-induced, uh, nap.

 

Its about time this thread got back to blatent flirting so that a dumb arse like me could understand.

 

i must confess, now that we've been caged, i feel like acting like an animal.

 

to unlock the cage or not...hmmm that is the question i must decide on

 

we could always have a cage match. i can add to your scars...

 

that is true...and i can keep ya locked up and get ya all fiesty

 

Grrrrrrrrr....Like a Tiger!