Penis Length Survey

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by eVooo, May 14, 2010.

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  1. Gadgetcypher

    Gadgetcypher Member

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    I want to turn this into an actual game but I'm sure if It can work though...
     
    Gadgetcypher, May 21, 2010
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  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    you always seem to be waxing it by yourself? :D
     
    lunarverse, May 21, 2010
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  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    fuck it...have fun with it :)
     
    lunarverse, May 21, 2010
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  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    You perform your own lube jobs?
     
    lunarverse, May 21, 2010
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  9. Gadgetcypher

    Gadgetcypher Member

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    It was made by the Japanese?
     
    Gadgetcypher, May 21, 2010
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  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Leaky exhaust?
     
    lunarverse, May 21, 2010
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  13. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    lol. Why would his penis be made by the Japanese?
     
    lunarverse, May 21, 2010
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  15. Dominus

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    I'm at about 7 right now, I'll admit I used to be one of those guys that worried about penis size, but I don't really worry much now. I'm happy with my size, & the best thing? I still have time to grow.
     
    Dominus, May 21, 2010
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  17. Gadgetcypher

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    He said it was a substitute for his car.....

    Does the clutch stick in 2nd?
     
    Gadgetcypher, May 21, 2010
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  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I know, but the whole point here is that the jokes are relatable to his penis AND a car. But penis' can't be made by the Japanese. lol
     
    lunarverse, May 21, 2010
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  21. Gadgetcypher

    Gadgetcypher Member

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    Thats a dangerous assumption to make...
    And racist.... So you're saying the Japanese have no penises?
     
    Gadgetcypher, May 21, 2010
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  23. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    What do you call a Japanese man who flys airplanes?

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, May 21, 2010
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  25. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    ^A pilot you racist cocksucker.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, May 21, 2010
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  27. Gadgetcypher

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    Actually it's pirot :D

    I'm confused though. Who's a cocksucker? Cause in this forum it's impossible to tell...
     
    Gadgetcypher, May 21, 2010
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  29. Shale

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    Ah, a young audience for an old one.

    A bunch of men were quietly drinking their beers at a local tavern when robbers barge in, shoot their guns in the air and yell "All you cocksuckers down on the floor!"

    The men hit the floor - except one guy at the end of the bar.

    The robber looks at him and yells "I said all you cocksuckers down on the floor!"

    Guy just says, "sure were a lot of 'em weren't there."
     
    Shale, May 21, 2010
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  31. Gadgetcypher

    Gadgetcypher Member

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    HAHA
    That guy had balls...
    What would complete the story was if the robber starts laughing so hard that the guy just disarms him :D

    Either that or it turns into a gay porno of a bar full of cocksuckers.... I wouldn't be surprised if it already existed... :p
     
    Gadgetcypher, May 21, 2010
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  33. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    No that's what you call 2 Philipinos who fly airplanes?
    A pair of pliers.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, May 21, 2010
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  35. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Damn Shale. Do you have like a bat symbol that flashes every time the word Cocksucker comes up on this site? It's like cocksucker. Oh hi Shale.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, May 21, 2010
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  37. Gadgetcypher

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    It could come in useful... I think....

    "My 20 year old cousin is feeling depressed and lonely, he might kill himself!!!"
    "Quickly! Deploy the Shale Signal!" [Types 'cocksucker' into HF]
    :D:p
     
    Gadgetcypher, May 21, 2010
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  39. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I'm currently testing this theory.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, May 21, 2010
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