I'm not sure if anyone has seen the show Keys to the V.I.P. But there was this guy who called himself Cobra Commander Phil. The guy was hilarious on the show and I looked him up on google one day. I found his myspace and read a few of his blogs, they were amazing. This is my favorite. You Were Born Wrong. When someone does something stupid, looks stupid, sounds stupid, tells a story about someone either maternal or paternal in their family who is stupid and could have passed on their genes to the person telling the stupid story about that stupid person, I usually tell them that they were born wrong. The whole problem with the way that they are now is that one day (or two if their mother was born wrong too) that it took for them to be born… wrongly… the problem is that the majority of people that I thought were "born wrong" actually respond with a resounding "I WAS born wrong! I came out sideways; I was a C section; I was illegitimate; my mother's doctor was a resident who was born wrong too," which leads me to believe that very few people were in fact born right. All I've got to say is that, whether it happened right or wrong in the first place, I sure am glad that we never have to correct the situation by going through it all again. Which is not to say that there aren't some guys out there who really DO want to go through it [their mom's area] again…but those guys were born wrong. Very wrong. "ha ha, you were born wrong" "wrong-LY" "I was born wrong"
coool! I like the idea of this thread I'll post some of my stuff here later tonight or perhaps tomorrow!
im not a arty nor a creative writing type,, but i do like the ones np posted (iwantoneortwo) and as much as i hate clowns, i verrryy much like the sketch ^-^
oooo i like this thread! Im moving this wknd and currently all my stuff is packed...will post some when I unpack
I'm a terrible artist, much more of a musician. Which is good, because that's what I'm going to school for right now (music business specifically). here's the 2 songs I'm the most proud of: Patterns of the Mind: This is supposed to be a musical version of a shrooms trip I had, which is why some of the weirder parts are in there. Unfortunately this is not the final mix, but it's close. http://www.macjams.com/song/51958 Sonatina: This is a classical-style composition for woodwind quartet (flute, oboe, clarinet, bassoon). just a midi version until i can get some people to perform it next semester. http://www.macjams.com/song/52726
your so kind <3 okii, I will and when I do I'll let you knowI was going to make a video thread but didn't want to seem like a show off
Oohh wwoww lux I loove your voice!! I would post some of my first year degree work but I'm wary about copyrights etc xD Muh when I can be bothered I will
