Parody Thread

i want to get a tattoo and dont know what to get...tell me what i should get..kay, thanks..
also, it has to be small and somewhere where i could cover it up... again tell me what i should get, kay...
thanks...

 

You should get the same tatoo I have, its a dragon with a peace sign behind it. It was #213 on the wall at my tattoo place, Ernesto is the best artist I've ever met....
PM me and I'll recommend you to him.

 

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII em ssszzzo TWaSted I drank a gallon of Gassoline and took 50 hits of acid and snorted some pcp LOL I OWNZZZZZZz

 

sTAY tHE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD BITCHES

 

The offical brown eye and nuts and chode and orifice club thread..
come on post pics of your brown eye and nuts and chode and well, hell any freakin orifice that you want...even though most poster are underage, im sure many perverts will enjoy whacking it to your stuff, just cause your profile says your 18, we'll believe it, why cause thats what it says..
come one and come all, show your orifices and be apart of our club..

 

Last ight I wuz trippin' so hard, I took some 2CE, some X32, 2 vicotin, a hit of salvia, 2 joints, a hit of molly, a hit of suzy Q, and a 40 of schlitz malt liquor...sorry if my posts didn't make sense last night...I don't even remember posting, but I must of because I was on this site allnight.

pEACE oUT bITCHES

 

Look at this pm I got.. Wtf, ya know, you shouldnt pm me with this crap, ive had it..

Now, fuck you and im posting it for the world to see, why cause i have no life and cant handle shit myself and cant deal with this alone. I need people to reassure me that this isnt true and becasue i cant delete shit..its not possible..
thanks for reading...

 

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF...
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME, NO ONE LOVES ME, THOUGH IM 8 YEARS OLD, I FEEL AS THOUGH MY LIFE JUST IS SHIT, IVE LIVED IT AND NOW ITS TIME TO END IT....
no one cares....im posting this so i can say goodbye, i will my my fourth grade teacher miss chode, you have been great.. id like to give a shout out to lil'ray ray, you are always great..
no more bus, no more having to eat my vegetables, no more time out, no more crappy toys, no more learning to tie my shoes, no more bed time at 7, im done with it..
this is serious..im really going to kill myself, thats why im posting it on a forum.. my parents use this as a babysitter for me..and that also makes me want to kill myself that and Rug Rats on ice wont come here..
fuk life and fuck this..
im going to go do it now, i swear..


two weeks later...

okay guys, Im going to seriously kill myself now... ive had enough, i mean it.. my life it just shit, i turn 9 soon and dont want to go through that.. i mean it this time guys, im gonna kill myself, i swears...

 

hahaha


Do you guys like the BEatles, they are the BEST

i just got into them and people that don't like them must be stupid.


SO whats your favorite Beatles songs.

Mine are:

The white album
Abbey Road
Here Comes the Sun
and Dedicated Follower of Fashion


I Love John Lennon, he was all about peaceand love and so I am I

What was that other guitarists name, i don't really like him

 

Im so bored and there is nothing to do. cheer me up with your anticsand givve me something to do

 

who sent you that. lets kill the bitch. if thats true then i must be a crack whore too shroomy.

 

Me and my boyfriend like fucking each other.. I love it when he makes me come, i scream with delight. I also like pleasuring him, with my hand and giving him blowjobs (when ever he wants). My tits are huge and my ass is quite large (my boyfriend likes fucking me up the ass and i love it).

 

I'm so sick of this liberal vs. Conservative thing, it doesn't matter who they put on the supreme court next, I'll still be able to get drugs at festivals and rainbow gatherings. Its not like the supreme court can change laws.


Sincerely,

LSDlover.

 

I love it when my girlfriend takes a dump just after sex, we both get off on it so much. I usually sit and watch her (and sometimes film her LOL, don't tell her) and we both writhe in ectasy, sometimes I even jerk off a few times

 

Gee i wish it was the 60s all over again . I understand many people share the same point but can i be arsed to read all these posts and be a bit original..anything over 2 pages ago and more 3 sentences i don't bother reading..

 

I had a ex that liked that... i happen to be bi-sexual by the way, no big deal.

 

i wrote it and it was suppose to be like when people posts private messages...
haha, but sooty you are my hero

 

I know I only have 27 posts, but I don't think any of you are real hippies.

 

oh guysss im so ugly and horrible looking but like im gonna post 50 pics of myself posing for you guys and hope you give me compliments but uhm omg dont loook at them, and btw heres the link ive put it in 10 threads just incase anyone missed it.

oommmgggg thanks for the nice comments guys like i totaallly dont agree with you but omg you are SO right, no really stop no youuu are the pretty one really oh i think you are pretty too *cough* yeaaah omg thanks guys you're all so great, like i totally didnt expect this after i camera whored for you all. maybe i can make it look like i wasnt posing even though its damn obvious i am actually checking myself out on webcam as im taking the photo. omg guyssss u all so sweet and beautiful for saying that i am prettty hugz hugz