Parody Thread

I am 16 and looking for a older man, because i am realy mature. Boys my age are soooo imature .... 'Hi oldperv@yahoo.com'

 

I'm sad because we ran out of glad bags,
I'm mad, because of the things i used to have,
I cry, because my love is like lord of the flies,
destined to be lost on an island of sighs,
in the middle of an ocean of lost goodbyes

Even though my love is strong,
I'll need to be even stronger to carry on,
life is pain, but at least we can still dance in the rain,
OH how I miss dear darling Jane.



6/29/05 1:32 PM EST, Twinings English Breakfast tea, yellow mug

 

hi heres some of my art work, tell me waht you think.. its called, Shapes and more Shapes..thx..

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20657&stc=1

 

Now that is awesome...you should try to sell that.

honestly shroom I had no idea you were so talented.

Digital art is the wave of the future.

 

hahahahhahahaha....i love this thread and your sig...


Post here if you like punk rok!!
Good Charolette is my favorite punk band ever. They r so kool. I listen to them when i spike my hair and draw on myself. Also a simple plan, they r so punk.. i wish i could meet them, they are so my idolz!! and avril rox even harder... I love punk, i have a flag on my wall and when my moms not home, i hang it upside down.. Im going to see blink 182 next week and im going to wear my punx not dead shirt..do you think they will sign my shirt..cos they are so punk...
who else lieks punk???

 

NO, shroom, I like heavy metal. i mean Limp bizkit ownz. Fred Durst is the most hardcore dude in the world. and Korn is awesome to

I dont think im good at this game.

 

Fred Durst ownz metal, no doubt.. I wonder if he will ever pair up with kelly osborne cause theyd make a great hardcore album..maybe they could get ashlee simpson(cause she has like brown hair now and is so punk and hardcore) she could be their back up singer...leik omg..im excited..

 

Has anyone ever heard of the band "Greenish Horsefly?"

They pretty much only play in the northernmost province of Sierra Leone.

You should check them out if you get a chance!

 

ohhh i so heard them.. I have their latest album.. "Bite my ass" I love vinyl, thats all I own is vinyl... I hate 45's, id rather listen to vinyl...

 

yu fkn hipis,i bone yo momma dat biach

go hug a tre yu mudafukas,CYABITCHES!!!!!!@!#!#

 

ha-ha-ha

how funny.

 

hI guyZ my name is Andy!! Im new and i leik weeeeeeeddddd!!!!!!!! Heres a pix with me and my weeeeeedddddd and herez a pic of me smoking, i have to hit my pieze in the cabnet and my weeeeeeeeeddd in a cerel boxx...
any1 else like to smokke at schoolz??!!11?? Im andy, and i love weeedd and for 420...
my name is andy and weeeedddd is my life!!11!! so hit me up if you like weed at iloveweeeddd420gangjailoveweeedd@yahoo
talkz to yallz laterz...
peace, weed, and more weed, and more weed and 420,
Andy

 

I have a problems and was wondering if people can help me out..okay here it goes.
Me and my boyfriend have been dating for two weeks, and i think hes cheating on me. I love him so much that I would die, we just met two weeks ago and are about to move in and I think hes cheating. I found panties in his car and he told me that his sister borrowed his car but thats funny cause i dont remember him saying he had a sister..
He has hickys all over his body and I didnt give them to him, and I hide a camera and saw he was making out with my friend..
I just think hes cheating but im not sure, what should i do.. I love him and would die if i didnt have him. I swear hes cheating but i just need some proof ya know..
So any advice would be great..

 

its a parody thread of other threads and such and im having way to much fun with this thread...

 

which one...

im having way to much with this thread, its like im almost addicted, no wait, wrong word..but yeah...good times...

 

Hi I am new. Please tell me if you think I am hot.

 

LMAO..hahha

 

Dude, leik don't laugh at me......who do you think u r? I am a natural beauty.

 

hahaha...

im sorrys, i ws just blow away at your beauty, yous should come and live off my land with me. I will fly you hear in Spain and we can lives 2gether.. my english isnt good, but i try fo you. call me 317-913-5555..my name is Alizuidiure...