Parody Thread

I love jesus, oh yes i do..
I love jesus, and so can you..
He loves me just the way i am..
he loves me more when i dont eat ham...
oh, jesus wants me to hate..
oh, jesus is my mate, oh lord...
Whenever i feel down, oh down now...
i pick up the bible and just ask how..
how can i love him more...
oh, i can be his whore..
i will treat others like shit, oh yes i will..
just cause it helps me feel better about myself and helps others kill..
well, will blame it on satan cause hes a bad dude..
everyone that doesnt believe in jesus will burn in hell soon...

this just shows how much i love jesus and how you are going to hell if you do not believe in the what all the bible says... Follow him or you will burn in hell forever!!11!!
you are a sinner everyday and need to REPENT, REPENT YOUR SINS...or burn burn forever...

(this was suppose to be like the crazy religious posts that those people come and on and make sometimes, ya know what im talking about...that spam religious stuff, so please know one get on my ass!)

 

Say Shroom, did you know that dinosaurs lived the during the same time as the humans who were writing the old testament?

God turned satan into a tyrannasarus rex as punishment for his sins.....

If anyone living proof of god/jesus' power its me.....I'm Adolph Hitler, i just repented my sins on my death bed and now I am writing this post from Heaven!

 

this place sucks a lot more than it used to
whys it so slow in here
i mean sure, back in the day this place was filled with idiots spouting off bullshit
much like it is now
but it just isnt the same, ya know?

 

lmfao..

see if you repent and pray for forgivness you will go to heaven. Just as long as you repent, no matter what, you will get into heaven..

 

BUSH is satan , I fucking HATE BUSH...did you see BUSH last night doing his little speech? WHAT A FUCKING INBRED AMERICAN. He would NOT BE ANYWHERE if it weren't for his dads oil buddies.


FUCK!

 

how do you turn on a girl, how do you give her oral..can you just poke her or what, guys i need your help, shes coming over tonigt and i want her to get off cause even though im 20 i dont know what im doing...

 

Guys which do you prefer, a porterhouse steak or a 69?

 

quote: can you just poke her or what

hahahahaha

 

i like to masturbate to bunny rabbit pellets...and sometimes i use cheese to masturbate and then i eat it..
i also like to listen to michael jacksons, Beat it, when i do all of this...

 

WHo at the hipforums gets the award for the sexiest brown eye...

 

haha


I'm so pissed off! I went into the fish hook factory yesterday to apply for a job and they kicked me out for not wearing shoes. I said "fuck you fascists, I'll never wear shoes OR socks for the rest of my life."

later I went to this lame ass 4 star restaurant, and they kicked me out for putting my bare feet on the chair at the people's table next to mine. When will this persecution end?! My feet will stay bare, just like god intended!

 

haha, i felt like i was in the bareit forum for a second

I will never eat any animal products ever, so much blood shed. If you eat meat you are cruel and malicious. Dont tell me that I am wrong for being vegan, when you are wrong for eating meat. I only eat fresh stuff, nothing processed ever. I go out and pick my fruits and berries and only eat the freshes of things. Meat is murder as simple as that.. I just turned vegan a month ago and I couldnt be happier..
Vegan is the best way to go, i dont drink that milk shit, only soy..
I store all my pamphlets in this cool baggy with a cow and a red x through it, i hang it from my leather belt...

 

quote; i dont drink that milk shit,

Oh, you mean "cow cum" that shit is nasty...I don't eat bee snot either, only clover based honey.

 

cloved based honey, where did you get it cause I went to the vegan section of the store and couldnt find it... Im getting annoyed that we only have one section of the store..
I saw my friend eating jello yesterday and I just totally stopped talking to her..

 

Jello?! what a fucking **** of a whore, she should be skinned alive and pissed on!

I know about the vegan store thing, its so goddman "American" here in Ohio, I can't even find vegan chewing gum at more than like 3 places.

 

These issues you all raise are very serious and all that .. but i want to know what a Hippie/Hippy is ?...and who is this person caled 'Bob Dylan' ?.

 

3 place...damn, thats ridiculous.. They have five places up here..
Yeah, I told her she was a trader and that I never wanted to talk to her again. I almost cried when I saw her eating the jello, it was all over her face, what a disgrace..
Have you started handing out pamphlets yet.. I stand on the corner and hand it out..and we have plans next week to blow up a McDonalds and free the animals from the zoo.
I disowned my family last week cause they wont stop eating cheese and meat.. I told them that I dont love them and that I hope they burn in hell..
I moved into this commune and its great.. they have daily rituals and protest and meetings and such.. we are looking for new recruits..

 

I am gay and proud..

 

Does anyone else really want to fuck their mom?

I jerk off 14 times and i can't get her out of my mind.

This morning I was looking at my baby book and saw a pic of her holding me when i was a naked baby! those were the days....if only she would have molested me!!!!!

 

im a 99 year old man in Washington looking for a hippy girl between 16-30 I have my own land and i just get so lonely sometime.. I am very free spirted and love to travel.. I have money so you dont need anything but yourself. I want to start a new life with some naive young girl..
please email me at oldperv@yahoo.com