Other guys; can you/would you suck yourself off?

When I was 14, I tried it, but only was able to touch with the tip of my lips. Since then, I have not tried it and won't be in the future.

 

Bill Hicks said that will be the next jump in evolution, losing that one vertabre getting in the way

 

i can't but wish i could - i am not flexi enough. always dream about it and try, just give myself facials!

 

I could when I was in middle school. I even told a friend I could do it and he didnt believe me, so I actually let him watch me do it. Lucky for me he never told anyone.

 

I wish I could lick & suck my penis to. Not possible thou unless I were a contortionist or took a photo of it & then licked that lol

 

I definately would and have tried... unfortunately Im the most unflexible person in the world!

 

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I could do it when I was younger not as flexible now. Would if I could..

 

Another way to suck your penis, is to use a long plastic hose to place against it & suck the other end of hose. Just not the same as oral sex is it.

 

Although, when I was younger, I was limber enough to simply bend forward to take my penis all the way into my mouth, as I grew older this was no longer possible, so for a while, where I have my bed up against the wall, I would start by standing on my shoulders, with my back supported by the wall, and then bring by legs forward, letting gravity & additional leverage stretch the spine into such a position that it was possible.

However, even when I had the ability to perform full auto-fellatio (self oral), it was never really up to much, as the most sensitive parts of the penis are on the underside, whereas when taking it into your own mouth, the tongue will only ever be able to stimulate the upper side. Any sensations achieved are mainly from the psychological kick it may give you rather than any real physical pleasure.

 

when i was younger and more flexible I could. I needed a cabinet or something to hook my feet under in order to pull my groin closer (lying on my back with knees next to my ears).

 

I could when I was younger and more flexible. get into the obvious position next to a cabinet or sink pedestal, hook your feet under the cabinet and pull your groin down to your mouth.

 

HAHA That is funny because it's true

 

Could only get the head many years ago...

 

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This is like the age old joke:

"Why do dogs lick their balls?"









"Because they can"

 

When I was younger and more flexible, I would turn upside down and bring my cock very close to my face. It would be about 1/2" from my tongue.
I would masturbate in this position until I got close than I would open my mouth, stick out my tongue, and shoot my cum into my mouth.

I can't do it anymore, but I still like to eat my own cum.

 

Used to get my head in my mouth and jerk off and cum with my cock head in my mouth

 

You don't know the amazing feelings and pleasure that you're missing!!!! When I was much, much younger, thinner and more flexible I could get about half my cock in my mouth. That was all that was necessary for me to give myself the most amazing blowjobs that I ever had. Regretfully, I lost that ability a long time ago, but to this day I wish that I could still suck my own cock!!!

 

Very good advice!!!! I lost the ability along with my youth, but I wish that I could still do it!!!