Oral sex now main cause of oral cancer

These days it seems that research keeps revealing that more & more things cause cancer.

Ironically, however, the one thing, it seems, that has been shown to reduce the chances of Prostate Cancer is regular Masturbation.

I'm quite happy to minimise my chances of developing Prostate Cancer.

 

I doubled my chances of oral cancer.. fml.. or fmm. fuck my mouth.. haha

 

Aids has kinda fell out of favor with the media, so they had to come up with another reason why you shouldn't be gay.

 

Not unlike trying to say that HIV causes the SYNDROME commonly referred to as AIDS?

Here is my advice,

Everyone should just relax and enjoy life. Don't do any drugs that aren't 100% natural and do them prudently with people you know, trust and love.
If you're having hetero sexe, then make sure you have your birth control in order. And if it's gay sex, make sure you don't use alkyl nitrites inhalants to "open you up. " Finally, eat clean food and don't be afraid to take a nap or two during the day.

If you follow my advice,
You can make love as much as you want and still live to a very very old age.

 

But then there's: Do you really want to make it into your 90s where you are all wrinkly and smelly, have to have someone else change your nappy and cant even remember your own name.

All this stuff they tell you not to do so you live longer, that living longer bit is attached to the end.

Now if they'd said dont drink, dont pop pills, dont fuck, dont vote democrat and you'll stay 25 for an extra 20 years, then I might have listened. But the message is, lead a boring life so you can be a senile old fart for a bit longer

 

Well, you do stay fit for a bit longer with some of those things, mainly not overeating and staying active. You see 40 year olds who seem almost dead, barely able to get out of their chair and ones who can still climb mountains and have plenty of energy. But again, that difference is diet and exercise. Drugs and sex seem to have little to do with it. Unless you're talking hard drugs like heroine.

 

you are a gem, hehe

 

bravo lol

 

well said, orison:2thumbsup:

 

oh no

 

I'll take my chances!

And don't worry youngNcute, its also the lead cause of orgasms.

 

If it does cause cancer sign dis bitch up fo chemo haaaay

 

swallowing cum reverses cancer..