Omg Omg Omg

you're not colombian.

 

But my coffee is

 

I know a dude who is half colombian. He'a always like "yo..." and shit. That dude's a fuckin' badass, man. He's a fuckin' badass. The other day, he was just like "yo man..."... then I was like "Dude... man, control yourself, that's fucked up" then he went "kay..." then I was like "JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST DUDE, TAKE A GOD DAMN CHILL PILL FUCKER"... then he was like "yo... gotta run"

 

hehe

 

wtf Yes, I am. Why does everyone always question that? :$

 

because you're not you're like.... not colombian looking.

 

pfft, my dad certainly is.

 

Can I see his pic? I'll show you my pic if you show me your dad's

 

that can certainly be arranged, ash-fuck.

 

send me ash's pic too...

 

you asked for it, fucker. Eat this:

 

I'm not a monster. I can't eat your entire family.

 

Ahahhaa, oh riiiiight. Sometimes I think that there aren't enough cannibals in this world.

 

*Bites somebody's Arm*

 

Oh... well... damn.

 

AHahahahaaa, george, you are so cool. ...