Old timey insults.

chisler

 

gorbellied fly-bitten barnacle!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

 

A random Shakespeare Insulter...who'd-a thunk it?

 

Harpys on there. That's a good one!

 

PINHEAD!

 

Not playing with a full deck

Hasn't got both oars in the water

Lights are on but nobody's home

Elevator doesn't go to the top floor

 

you sir are a load of poppycock!!

 

bats in the belfry

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I like the insults from the old Sanford and Son show.

dummy
sucker
fish-eyed fool

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Ester, you so ugly I could shove yo' face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!

 

I remember that one.

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I like that show. :coffee:

 

No quite the full shillin? (need to be irish or scottish to really get it) Just for you jimmyjoe

 

Polygamist - I read an old immigration application from Ellis Island. They asked if you were a polygamist.
Polywag - its actually a tadpole, but it sounds insulting.
Scoundrel, Fancy Pants

 

You pompous popinjay - I don't remember where i heard that before


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DP is an old one...for some reason people hated being called a "displaced person" in this country...its still a sure fire way to blow gaskets on old bastards today ...especially when a younger person calls them a DP lol

 

"necroposter" was pretty big a couple years ago.

 

Iam thinking about bring out the orange if i ever get into a argument..Like you fucking orange LOL i dont know how people wud respond but i think theyd like it.