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Awesome.


Can I fuck your girlfriend?

 

I love it when you let your cum drip out of my manly lovecave.

 

My dolphin is always flipping at the sight of your wornhole.

 

Beam it in, Scotty.

 

I'll stick my Picard into your Data.

 

Trek boldly into my star, where no man has gone before.

 

My Shatner will take you into the next generation of pleasure.

 

Before you enter my black hole, I want you to go on a stardate with me.

 

I'll take you out on a true space voyage before I penetrate your enterprise.

 

Now suck my red giant, commander.

 

I shall! For the federation!

 

May your force be in me.

 

maybe once I get bored of fucking her, we'll talk

 

Are you sure you don't want to give her up now?

I'll let you fuck lobster man up there in exchange.

 

it's a tempting offer, I'll think it over

 

*Insert Jeopardy theme here*

 

you know, I like lobster, and may have eaten/may be tempted to eat some of that guy's friends, so I'm gonna have to decline
thanks anyways, the fantasies that arose since the offer were quite colorful