Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico!!!!

Discussion in 'The Environment' started by MayQueen~420~, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. ChronicTom

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    LOL, just thought I'd check to see if you realized it or not...
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pozlp_wnkRk"]YouTube- Sharks with lazers on their heads - Austin Powers

    I got it.. sharks with laser swim into the oil and shoot it all up, dr evil will be a hero.. hows that for irony ..
     
  3. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    hurricanes will be a lot of fun for the BP jerks to deal with . can't imagine how much more they're gonna need fresh lies from now on to keep people and govt quiet . quiet... kind of. still in a joking mood, Orison ?
     
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    NWO isnt a joke, if you know what their up too.. :p

    If you take the land scape of the middle east and overlap it in the gulf of mexico, you would be surprise what kind of conspiracy theories you can come up with..

    take for instance the 100 yrs of technological lies youve been told about , for just about everything.. The middle east possibly once looked like the gulf of Mexico...
    But the Alien locust maggot species we are keeps devouring up fossil fuel.. We are not so advanced as we might think we are..
    Or maybe we're disillusioned into believing the Egyptians or other acient civilization were not processing fossil fuels the same way we are today.. IGNORANTLY..
    but is it so ignorantly if you consider the landscape of the middle east, and the landscape of the Gulf of Mexico. Think if this isnt some man made design to change our silly old shrimp fisheries into and oil rich basin like Saudi Arabia..
    Jesus was a fisherman... dont think fishing is a great industry in the middle east. I could be wrong. But what if it once was?? Back then.. Like our gulf is a fishery today and oil rich sandy wasteland of tomorrow.... in 100 years Louisiana will look like Dubai..
     
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  6. JackFlash

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    These guys are simply brilliant. I never would have figured out that BP was turning the Gulf into a dessert. Of course, now that we know, we can build a laser that will evaporate sand and ruin their plans.

    Curses, foiled again ! :grinch:

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    heck,, I was just making all that stuff up,, funny its catching on.. ?:p I wish alternative energy would too..
     
  8. JackFlash

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    Alternative energy is a Communist plot. As soon as we convert to electric cars China will show up with their 16 cylinder gasoline car and win the Dayton 500. Then where will we be? An American tradition shattered by our addiction to lithium batteries.

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  9. enigma35

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    the bp executives need to be drowned in their own swill, i mean seriously what a huge and devastating mistake, yet they dont seem to have any back up plans for crap like this
     
  10. odon

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    I have no idea.
     
  11. odon

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    You don't watch the news much do you?
     
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  13. odon

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    I think blowing up a mountain is a bit of an over-reaction. just sayin'.
     
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    yeah, volcano kills shit instantly and then we can move on,, oil it just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and, well you get the idea.. :)
     
  15. odon

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    It shuts down international travel for a while too. That goes on and on and on. It isn't instant. You say this because you do not live near a volcano.
     
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    yeah, but geese bring down airplanes.. I live near them both, I should be terrified and prepared..:willy_nilly:
     
  17. odon

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    You live next to two geese?
     
  18. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Some day there will be pavement from Alabama to Trinidad and you'll be able to drive nonstop to any island in the Caribbean. Then many airlines will go out of business. Just imagine, Floating Asphalt. A new invention. The vast area of Black Top will suck up the heat of the Sun's rays and will then counteract the bright cloud reflectivity of the CO2 in the atmosphere. Wow We're all saved and we can all keep on polluting. How cool is that?
     
  19. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    We have all seen the squirrel a million times now. Can you please delete it. It makes the pages load slowly. Thanks you very much.
     
  20. odon

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    ...it aint gonna happen. :rolleyes:
     

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