Oh....... My........ God..........

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  1. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    my thoughts exactly
     
  2. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Good story man. I think I might have done something stupid like that when I was your age. Today for me it would just be another great story I could tell.
     
  3. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    I would have been freaking out, I don't know if I could have held it together, like you
     
  4. CalicoSilver

    CalicoSilver Member

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    In the interest of *balance* perhaps it would be possible to return the bike . . . I'm just sayin' .....

    Good thing you weren't sharing a cop car with a dope dog, huh ?
     
  5. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    i agree man, in a car that wouldnt be that bad..fuck get high as hell with a few friends, take a drive drop the bike off...it will be another mini adventure :D
     
  6. bthizle1

    bthizle1 Member

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    To he original poster: The cop should have busted you, you stole someone's bike...maybe they needed it to get into town? Or can't afford a new one.....think of someone besides yourself perhaps. It's not like it was for your survival...it was just to get home. Go return the bike and hope that karma doesn't exist...although it most likely doesn't so you're probably fine.
     
  7. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Yeah, obviously man. I was doing like 5 illegal things at a time... :confused:
     
  8. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    It's going to be proof to my friends that this actually happened.

    They would never believe this otherwise.

    EDIT: One time the cops came to my buddies house and started asking us questions. I was like "yo man, use my phone and go film John getting scared by the cops" he laughed and did it. So funny, I still have the video on youtube I think lol.

    He was talking about me to my buddy who owns the house about getting busted. We didn't get in trouble though.
     
  9. draco H.

    draco H. Member

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    upload that shit.

    I had a similar situation with a cop and a stolen bike and weed lol.

    a couple nights ago it was like 12:30 am before we found dank, I felt like going for a bike ride so I took my friends bike (stolen), so I'm riding the bike down the street with a .5 of some DAAANK a bunch of dimebags, a bunch of $5 bills, and a baggie of 2 1/2 valiums, 11 diluadids, a 40 mg oxy, and a 30 mg morphine (I just put shit in my pocket when its lying around in my room, i just forgot it was there.) so I stopped to pull the bills from m pocket and put them in my wallet, so i pull out like $30 of $5's and start counting and puttign them in my wallet and a cop drives by...you know when you just have that feeling your gonna get pulled over? ye, I had it. so I put the bills in my as quickly as possible but not in a way to be suspicious, look back and see he cop stopped with his turn signal on, but theres no sideroad so he's obviously pulling a U-turn. I quickly start riding away and get onto the closest sidestreet and stop pull out all the pills and the weed and shoved it into my sock, and i start riding and trying to gain speed as quickly as possible and the cop comes beside me and says "Hello, can you slow down i need to talk to you." My heart starts POUNDING, oh and I guess nows a good time to point out I just smoked about a gram in poppers before I left, so I was RIPPED. Anyways he hen asks "what are you doing? coming back from a party?" I said "oh no just a friends house im going home right now" he then asks where I live and I point in the direction....suddenly realizing he just saw me come from that direction. He questions me on this and I just said "Oh Im going to the store" He says ok and asks for ID. asks me if Ive ever been arrested I said yes..he just sas "ok well you have nothing on your record, so I'm not gonna bother you anymore just get home you have no bell or lights on the bike" I say thankyou and pull out my wallet........a bunch of empty dimebags fell out of my pocket and the officer than searched me but surprisingly didnt see the bulge in my sock (I was wearing shorts) and he let me go...I then had to ride like 5 minutes away in the wrong direction while he was still searching the same area, to go meet up with my dealer. I buy the weed and ride back home safely and get blitzed, fun night.
     
  10. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    so did your non HF friend end up going like you were worried aobut or nah?
     
  11. Steele

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    haha i can just hear the cop saying oh and before you get out, do you have any weed?
     
  12. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    hahaha

    LOL for real
     
  13. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    why the fuck wouldn't the dad take you home? that's so fucked up of him... especially if he knew it was that long of a walk AND it's dark out
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    bring back the bike


    get a friend to drive you back and bring back the bike
     
  15. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    That was an awesome story.I wish my life was more adventurous.
     
  16. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i bet your partner often asks you this
     
  17. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I would do that but no one would drive out to this place lol.

    And it's probably already been stolen again... I left it in a parking lot.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    one of the shittiest feelings I ever had was when someone stole my bike that I bought myself ...working all year delivering newspapers...and they stole it on my birthday even...


    you owe that kid a bike
     
  19. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Yeah I know, it's a terrible thing. I'd hate for it to happen to me.

    But I was desperate to get home. I was stranded out in Binbrook man. If you even know where that is lol, it's such a small little town.
     
  20. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    my dear cc, please take the bike back!!


    edit: think about it like this, imagine you're a parent... who can't afford much more than enough to get by, could you imagine the devastation you'd feel seeing your childs broken heart and knowing that you cant buy them a new one?!

    i know you feel you did what you had to do, but you can still make it right for everybody:(
     
  21. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Are you offering a drive? :D
     
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