Off-topic Thread

Want a lol?

http://en.video.canoe.tv/video/comedy/comedy/1906868833/man-throws-bike-at-thieves/59768808001

 

When I was out on friday I asked a lady if she had candy (cuz she was chewing on something) and she grabbed my shoulders with this sad face and said "no dear... No I don't have any candy." It was a very weird awkward kinda thing... I told my friends about it they both burst out laughing. Apparently in Calgary you call crack "candy". *sigh*

 

^lol!


A mean scary cat is lying on my arms on the keyboard
This is the sort of cat th...it ps boy munihi

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^that was the cat.

halp, I am being attacked by a very friendly cat!

It is licking my hair!

 

lol daisy.

I love fat cats that sit in meh lap. I wake up every morning..well....most mornings...with my cat purring like an angel on my tummy

 

It's pretty funny how cats get jealous of books/magazines/laptops/schoolwork/etc.

 

My cat use to jump on me until I had my son and now he avoids everyone. Makes me sad

 

I wish I owned just about everything in this etsy store. I'm not a shopper, but I could easily become one with options like these....

http://www.etsy.com/shop/ElvenForestCreations?ga_search_query=elven&ga_search_type=seller_usernames

 

My cat Hannah sleeps with me most nights.
I think I may have posted a pic of her before.... shes a tank.

She obstructs ya breathing when she lies on chest. I once woke with her trying to lie across my throat :|

--Edit

Does etsy use paypal?

 

Dammit my old cat did that.
all twenty pounds of it

 

Just rolled a good ol personal joint hadnt bought a pack of papers in a while needa calm down on the blunts cause im starting to cough up phlegm on a regular basis now

 

My hair is finally shrinking. I have one hair-clump that is nearly completely undreaded, except for about two inches at the top, and it is about 13 inches long. I suppose that would be the length of my hair if it were completely knot-free.
The shortest one I have is in the corresponding spot on the other side of my head and is probably about 6 inches. The rest seem to be about 8/9 inches most places.
This excites me

 

Fuck me I want all of it too. Together daisy we shall buy the store and RULE ZEH WURLD

 

Exactly The Same Is Happening Here, Most Have Locked To Within One

To One And A Half Inches From The Scalp, And I Don't Think I'll Lose

Any More, Still I Am A Tad Disappointed Losing Half My Original Length

But I'm Putting It Down To My Hair Being So Fine.

Tis Obvious To Me Fine Hair Locks Quickly, But In Doing So It Consumes

A Lot Of Hair In The Process....

THIS DOES NOT "EXCITE" ME.!!....



Cheers Glen.

 

say for instance you are one of those weird 25 y/o who lives with his parents and dosnt have a car and just cant seem to "get with it". you're pissed off cause your parents wont drive you to the local head shop to get a new slide piece so you can smoke dope and be Bob Marley in your own self restricting imagination. so now you get the stupid idea of stealing some ones car to solve this problem for good. you drive the car around every where you even buy new tires for it and fix it up a bit to meet your standards of driving quality. you have pretty much claimed this stolen car as yours.

would you be proud of all the things you just did? i really dont think so.

with that being said, how could any american be "prideful" of the soil they walk upon?

 

I certainly do not think that is something to be proud of. I thinkt hat would be very embarassing. I do not like theives... period. Theft is theft is theft.

 

Has anyone seen this?

My homie Gregg filmed this in Philly. It was a while back but it still cracks me up. Notice the shout out to Oklahoma, woop woop!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7iVqouHuc&feature=youtube_gdata"]YouTube- Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda and The Masta Blasta

 

Nevermind

 

I likethis youtube video. Catchy song and the girl is cute
I think she has dreads too but with the video quality and her dancing around it is hard to tell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5-1HoLM-aw"]The Belle Stars - Iko Iko

 

i got a new baby girl today!
she's beautiful and her name is lucy in the sky with diamonds!

 

My nieces are over and listening to Adam Sandler....
Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joes