Obsessed would be ex's

call him out in public...people just have different levels of humility. By steppin git up and reaching his you are not being mean...you are actually accomodating him

 

Get yourself a and hit him a few times in the .

 

Send him to the Sahara desert on a motorbike...

and let him have an accident like this one:leaving:

 

We can always count on the old tiger to come up with great solutions to all our problems.

 

If he's psycho he won't stay away whatever you do.. I don't know, give him a poisoned apple, blame pesticides

I had stalkers.. I killed them all.... good ridance

ok more seriously, just throw a flower pot on his head while trying to climb up your window to spy on you

 

I'm sorry

he might just not be aware that his behavior is abnormal, he can't face reality, he can't move on, it's difficult, makes him do crazy things.. just don't tell him he's obsessed or stalking you.. it will hurt him because he might not realize it.. the meaner you'll be about this, the harder it'll be to "get rid of him". Just wait.. he'll realize it.. and if he's REALLY psycho then kill him, use my advice

it's hard to step back into life when it's been changed so dramatically, trust me, I know, and sometimes.. you just gotta wear a mask and pretend everything's okay..