Obama still smoking

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by TheMadcapSyd, Mar 2, 2010.

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    i pray Palin will go missing in the Alaskan triangle.. not alot cause I have more useless stuff to pray about..
     
  2. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    My friend and I agree, if Palin gets elected, we have to kill her. I mean we don't want to, this isn't what we want to do in our life, but we can't let that ruin the country.
     
  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    No -- just send her on a motor tour of the country and give her outdated maps... it should take her at least four years to fond her way back. Find a suitable mannequin in a department store, dress it up all business formal and have a voice double do her, like... speeches. It's entirely possible that the Secret Cervi... errr... Service either won't notice the difference or will not it but actually prefer the arrangement.

    No one will have to actually die (out of necessity, anyway) and if we're lucky, she'll attempt to drive to Hawaii.... because we'll include a bridge to it on the maps.
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    ^^^Just use Tina Fey as her double:tongue:
     
  5. 52~unknown~52

    52~unknown~52 Member

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    america's not free.... not anymore anyway. you're all trpped in a cage of money issues and war. fuck, if anyplace is free it's sweden, iceland netherlands etc.... americas been corrupted by capitalists. this leads to a decay in moral values, this leads to crime and sadness, people can't escape this. america is not free
     
  6. 52~unknown~52

    52~unknown~52 Member

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    oh, and let the man have his smokes...... they're killing him slowly.......
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Good answer.

    I'm still digesting mentally the post I responded to and being freshly home from work I'm in that frame of mind and therefore finding myself reflecting on the benefits of not having to wear personal protective safety material while disposing of a source of vacuousness so profound it can be contagious... of course some might wax nostalgic for those warm, fuzzy GWB years when we were piloted by a reel roads skollar.
     
  8. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Would you recommend that he go filterless and increase the number of cigs he smokes? If so I can think of some creative smoking games for him to engage in- like smoking contests with Nancy Pelosi to see who can smoke the most in a week..... hell let the taxpayers buy the cigarettes.
     
  9. aydinerro

    aydinerro Member

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    We should create a fund to hotbox the whitehouse.
    Chill those fuckers out..
     
  10. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    United Nations building during a world summit... they'll find a summit alright!
     
  11. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    hahaha
    i bet they'd all be like "zomg call 911 i'm having a heart attack"
     
  12. 52~unknown~52

    52~unknown~52 Member

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    ^ haha don't think we'd get away with it... nice idea though :D :sifone:
     
  13. aydinerro

    aydinerro Member

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    I got five on it. ;)
     
  14. twang

    twang on the run

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    Old news..
    Obama has been a cig fiend forever, don't know why anyone thought he quit..
     
  15. birkenstockbluesky420

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    i'd never heard anything about him smoking until now lol...that's cool, though, but at the same time hypocritical...i work at a cigarette store, and all these taxes that they're imposing on tobacco, and the fact that Obama turned the tobacco industry over to the FDA, who's got it out for smokers big time, friggin sucks. by june of this year, there will be no such thing as marlboro lights or marlboro menthol...the FDA thinks that it's too appealing to children, who will think "light" is healthier for you, and "menthol" tastes like candy...so they'll eventually be marlboro "gold" and marlboro "green". basically, the FDA wants ALL cigarettes to do like what Pall Mall cigarettes have been doing for a while: basically just be color coded......it's retarded.....
     
  16. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    so he smokes, who cares
     
  17. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    weird. i wonder if they're gonna start calling kools nerds or something.
     
  18. mindtraveling

    mindtraveling Member

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    ^ hahaha that would be hilarious!
     
  19. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    I said the same thing about Hilary Clinton.
     
  20. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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