Next time you are in the bath or shower.

When It Comes To "Grovelling".......YOU RULE.....O.K...



Cheers Glen...

 

^^ i have to wear my contacts in the shower, otherwise i shampoo with conditioner and fuck things up all royally. but then again i'm completely blind.

 

Does anyone ever realize that human genetalia are the only locations on Earth to feature the intelligent application of cosmic energy?

 

lol I'm alright though - I have humungous bottles and they are different colours

*win* :H

 

i think mine is pretty. all pink and soft.

 

really it's a tube for expulsion of fluids... and since some of those fluids need to go into something else, it's also equipped to do that...

 

You might also want to avoid shaving of any sort while in the shower, if everything you see is fuzzy. You might get a little crazy and shave the soap.

 

(points and shakes my cane at you)

You lil whelp...I might be an antique, but I still got enough energy to chase you around, even pulling the oxygen tank...now stop it before I swats you with my cane

(falls over laughing)

yes, NTH, and I was 'almost' offended, but not quite...and I actually haven't gotten hard in a month...emotional stress screws up my libido pretty bad. But of course I forgive you...you little brat......(grins)

GlanGlan, now it wasn't as bad as all that....more of a 'wtf' than an 'omigawd (sob!) ' thing I've heard worse from friends, and try to have a sense of humor...moreso about the true things...lol

 

hell, you haven't even hit your man prime yet. it's about 35. you keep fit and amazingly awesome things happen to your body.

 

yep...it's part of why I'm working to get in shape anyway.

 

how'd i get the beans above the frank?

 

why wait for the shower

 

Sometimes the only reason I shower is to admire my junk.

4... 5 times a day. I lead a good life.

 

mine are a work of art
and their beauty is shared with the world

 

Mine actually inspired all of Sarah Mclaughlin's lyrics.

Peter Frampton too.

 

Yeah I have to put on my contact lenses just to shave XD I can shave my armpits without them though They're right next to me ^_^

I LOVE it when you get a new head for your razor and it does such a good job, and it clicks in when you attatch the new head onto the old body. It's so satisfactory - I feel like dr Frankenstein

 

shaving...I trim...I don't shave. for one thing, testicular skin is very stretchy and exceptionally difficult to shave. Yes, the bleeding WILL eventually stop, but not nicking yourself is next to impossible with something that holds a pair of walnuts, but when stretched out and wrinkle free, has the capacity to hold a basketball....

I'm rather afraid I will simply be a trimmed chia pet...lol

 

Cutting the sack is a lot harder then it seems. I've never done it. It's a massive pain in the ass to shave it and the part in between your ass and balls too. Meh, It's a rare occasion for me. It keeps a nice amount of hair on it's own.

 

Yeah, I don't want a vagina now that I have a penis. But the penis is a rather disgusting genital while the vagina is like it should be...feminin.

 

Its long, hard and full of semen.

HAHA