Newman!

I didn't like that show

 

that deems you a humorless blob.

 

you didn't have doubts about my intellectual capacities before this statement?

 

yeah, pretty much. I have way too much free time

 

this is hella funny, because me & everyone i live with are huge seinfeld fans. we have contests where we try and have whole coversations using nothing but seinfeld quotes

my favorites are
"the dingo ate your baby"
"these pretzels are making me thirsty"
"do i know you?"
"can you spare a square?!"

haha gets me every time

 

I have slowly and reluctantly become a fan of seinfeld.

When the show first aired it's wasn't that popular with the brothas (for obvious reasons) but it kinda grows on you


Hotwater

 

And that's about it - except for the Johnnie Cochran lookalike



Hotwater

 

ok, ok, sarcasm is good :H



Hotwater

 

You see the beauty of my book is, if you don't have a coffee table, it turns into a coffee table.

 

Do you just add water?

 

"I was in the pool!"

 

the book has its own legs

 

GEORGE: All right BB.... Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?

BUBBLEBOY: THAT'S A JOKE. THE MOORS.

GEORGE: Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.

BUBBLEBOY: MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT'S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT'S MOORS. IT'S A MISPRINT.

GEORGE: I'm sorry the card says MOOPS.

BUBBLEBOY: IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S THE MOORS. THERE IS NO MOOPS.

GEORGE: It's MOOPS.

BUBBLEBOY: MOORS!

GEORGE: MOOPS.

BUBBLEBOY: MOORS!

 

I saw a clown today, and it reminded me of this scene:


George: “You’ve never heard of Bozo the Clown?”

Clown: “NO!!”

George: “How could you not know Bozo the Clown?”

Clown: “I don’t know. I just don’t.”

George: “How can you call yourself a clown and not know who Bozo is?”

Clown: “Hey man, what are you hasslin me for? This is just a gig, it’s not my life? I don’t know who Bozo is, what, is he a clown?”

George: “Is he a clown, what are you kidding me?”

Clown: “Well what is he?”

George: “YES HE’S A CLOWN!”

Clown: “Alright, so what’s the big deal…there’s millions of clowns!”

George: “Alright just forget it.”

Clown: “Forget me, you should forget it…you’re living in the past, man. You're all HUNG UP on some clown FROM THE SIXTIES, MAN!”

 

I am the master of my domain, yes.

 

Seinfeld is definantly one of the greatest TV shows ever. I love thier petty nonsensical arguments while i'm baked. I wish i'd watched it more while it was running, i never thought it would get taken off the air

 

I watched one episode of arrested development.. It was pretty fucking gay, i didn't laugh once, not even a little grin.

 

Yes. I watched the whole thing, because i heard it was good, and it was after scrubs.