New Thread. Please Lie!

I won't be needing coffee today. :coffee:

 

I'm awake....

 

I will not take a short nap at work tonight.

 

I have the utmost respect for Retired Hippy.

 

I got a great night sleep last night. We did not have a thunderstorm.

 

Another beutiful day in paradise. Suns shining. Not a cloud to be seen. Mid 60's. Wonderful.

 

Actually that is exactly what it is like here. Stranger than science.

 

I hate sunny days in the low 60's.

 

My back feels great today. It's so amazing to live a pain free life.

 

I will not offer to give you a mind numbing back rub.

 

I'm glad I never waste any time on here playing games and all my errands/ housework get taken care of promptly.

 

RH has NOT got 357 pics of oxy on his bedroom walls and a crusty pillowcase.

 

I'm so glad it's finally hot outside again.

 

Yes it was soooooooooo hot yesterday that I did not have to wear socks for the first time since March.

 

The cursor on my laptop is always where I expect it to be and I NEVER type something and find it in the middle of the last sentence. That's why I use it so often.

 

Grace (dog) and I did not just come in from walking in the rain.

 

Grace and I are not going to the cemetery for another walk today. At least it is raining.

 

Wow! we did not see six other dogs out at the cemetery!

 

i love being told how to do my job by customers.

 

I find anon's pics to be kinda boring.