New Thread. Please Lie!

I am not drinking coffee again

 

i saw this thread before i made my last one

 

I am not thinking about what to make for dinner

 

im drinking orange juice and eating sprouts

 

I really care about that.

 

I am not going to visit my brother today.

 

I'm not drinking coffee this morning..:coffee:

 

These drugs I have are not mine and I don't have any drugs.

 

a hurricane is a fun excuse for a drinking party

 

I am not hungry

 

I am not drinking tea this morning:coffee:

 

my beard looks exceptionally fine today and does NOT require a trim.

 

i always look exceptionally fine

 

I am not driving out of town today.

 

I'm going to clear out my shed

 

I'm going to wear my clothes, inside out today...

 

I'm gonna wear your clothes inside out today too...

 

I went to my doctor today "Doc,can you give me something for this wind?"



He gave me a kite.

 

I did not see the full moon this morning

 

i can't wait for winter to get here