New Seven Word Story

which states Arseless Chaps to be worn

 

by order of the Nuns of the

 

Fifth Chapel, who also decree that beards

 

be braided and dressed abundantly with

 

a tuxedo and sneakers. Finally, they decided

 

to incarcerate anyone found participating in the

 

'Slap-a-fags-bum' freestyle muff diving

 

spectacular, held at college campuses across greater

 

mountains that gave you a amazing view

 

of Greater Boobania and the valley between

 

the short leg of the journey, and

 

'bring-a-banjo' was a huge success

 

At bringing about success at being successful

 

. . . . success which attracted Prez Obama's unwanted attention

 

"I can has Poland?" said Hitler cat

 

vagina became over sold in the alphs

 

so the soldiers starting using elephant muff...

 

Obama would not put up with this

 

and immediately put a tax on it

 

then he'd drink a pint a guinness