New Seven Word Story

picture of Adolph Steinberg,who was confused

 

because he thought he was still on

 

tour in Nuremberg,live on stage every

 

tuesday at 9pm, despite being deceased for

 

annoying God-who he didn't believe in

 

poivoits... poor disillusioned being that he is....

 

a coward who collects flies off of

 

the corpses of small children, because those

 

taste of peppermint. He loosened his already

 

loose shoe laces and began to run

 

like a retard with hemorhoids holding a

 

bag of beef jerky in one hand

 

and a used condom in the other

 

while humming to the tune of the

 

Andy Griffith show and making funny hand

 

gestures to go with him to the

 

smurfs tour in la la land on

 

his fastest wheelbarrow-with full 'badge' leathers

 

and sexy cops pulling them over because

 

they are breaking sex highway regulation 113.