New Seven Word Story

I remember, back in the day when

 

caterpillars were baby butterflies and we all

 

picked flowers in peace with no distractions

 

but now we carry automatic weapons and

 

a bag of fennel seeds to keep

 

the snot-monsters away. Meanwhile,back at

 

the concentration camp, the jews were eating

 

well, considering the service... but that was

 

down to 'Nazi Nosh' eatery,where all

 

chopsticks were banned... they were issued with

 

H&S warnings as they exploded if used

 

improperly.... no one wanted that again... not

 

after the full-stop shortage of 1936

 

i mean, where would we be without

 

proper grammar like wot I speakin,innit.

 

I don't know why, i suddenly seem

 

to be being watched. I bet it's

 

my lack of a shirt and my

 

hat with a picture of Arnold schwarzenegger's

 

mouth puckering up next to a big