New Seven Word Story

sound of an old drunk guy saying

 

"go shopping", which means he wants to

 

go shopping, strangely enough. Meanwhile, back at

 

Gate 420 of the air terminal, we

 

did not smoke marijuana but instead we

 

played Texas Hold'em using boarding passes as

 

chips... speaking of which, anyone fancy a

 

roadkill kebab while we inflate this chicken?

 

No. That's why I don't eat meat.

 

"This thread must die!!!!" exclaimed Al Sharpton

 

his final words before he passed away

 

...which was lucky,cos at that moment

 

aliens came. The doctor gave me a

 

enema sandwich and two blue pills which

 

I hurriedly exchanged for a small quantity

 

Of Aliens, they were cheap, poorly made

 

disposable... i can't keep track of the

 

times I've been stopped for soliciting,it's

 

getting to be a real problem because

 

I'm running out of lipstick and my