New Seven Word Story

"BASTARD COCK SAGGY FUCK!!!!" Screamed Dave, he

 

spat defiance at the school-crossing lady

 

for having two hidden words

 

with nipples on them, she reached into

 

her vagina and pulled out a gun

 

and a bicycle,which were still moist

 

from the gorilla, that she just had

 

at a zoo, they escaped on foot

 

after spendin' ages diggin' an underground tunnell

 

with a toothpick. After a little sprucing up

 

it all looked like brand new again

 

so they invited their new neighbours around

 

with the ulterior motive of sundering the

 

very fabric of the universe, for the

 

masses to see on tv... unfortunately the

 

universe sundering device was not functioning. Suddenly

 

a huge white rabbit appeared from the

 

golf hole and stole the golf flag

 

and put it in my golf bag

 

then dave and the rabbit went to