New Seven Word Story

ignore dodgy nigerian princes and would rather

 

put saddles on Whippets for midget races

 

and race them till their little legs

 

were a blur,wagering stacks of doughnuts

 

with jam in them an fresh cream

 

as a form of currency. I bet

 

they never have the same problems with

 

politicians as i do, they are never

 

ever dressed appropriately! why don't they wear

 

"I'm a wanker" signs,to warn voters

 

that they are masturbating behind the podium.

 

or maybe they could wear little hats

 

with "Danger-braincell attempting intelligent thought!" signs

 

are showing a real lack of intelligence

 

...it's ILLEGAL to die in the Houses of Parliament!

 

That didn't stop psycho Dave, he still

 

smuggled in a home-made marmalade bomb

 

in his friendly ol' pants and nearly

 

made friends with John Major but he

 

couldn't get the right shade of grey...