New Seven Word Story

and sell the results as song lyrics

 

a story that became the bible, selling

 

sand to arabs is not as hard.

 

The doo-doo was everywhere. Custodians were hired

 

to clean up the shitstorm and begin

 

You used seven words best {if you lend her two}

 

dont fuck up the story

 

finding remains of those slaughtered by turds.

 

Next time i must remember to wear

 

leopard skin sandals so I can run faster

 

than a speeding turd. I turned to

 

my sister and slapped her in the

 

head with a picture of Neil Armstrong

 

unmentionables... she didn't like that at all!

 

I could tell she was plotting revenge,

 

because i started to get strange lettters

 

from Nigerian princes needing my bank details

 

which of course I gave to them

 

so, i up sticks and moved to


but i'll leave it there anyway.... cos it could kinda fit?

 

that place where seemingly everyone likes to