New Seven Word Story

into my ear, and see what happens...

 

i always wanted a free brain surgery

 

and now i got brain, all over

 

the inside of the oven, how do

 

they put the peanutbutter inside the chocolate

 

salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and

 

bite as hard as you can then

 

listen to the screaming while you chew.

 

them and spit them out into the

 

first silent, violent unfoldings of the universe

 

then, sit back on yer throne and

 

drink a nice big cup of wtf

 

which I soon learned was liquid LSD

 

and then i realized why i was

 

so damn constipated..it was all because

 

i was supposed to drink it, not

 

to pour it through a douche nozzle...

 

in my ****. The next day I

 

killed some butterflies for fun then started

 

on some mosquitos who deserve it more....