the jolly green giant dave Thomas (from wendy's) or The Kernal from KFC (I know it's spelled with a C , but I forget how)
The Colonel....heh heh...that is so not how it is spelt is it!!! :& sorry don't know dave but I do know wendy's...sorta!!! Yosamite Sam or Peter Pan.
ooops!!! :& Ronald McDonald...though that is just giving me bad bad indigestion!!! gomennasai!! Yosamite Sam or Peter Pan.
give me the little red book!!! Chairman Mao for pres I say!!! urrr..whatya mean he was!!!! Jerry Springer or Dr Phil.
george provided that it would be infront of the tv surrounded by a multitude of salted meat terry schiavo or the pope