new game, have you been a naughty kid

ha, no, but it sounds kind of funny. Have you ever been grooving to some choice music while at school (in in the computer room, listening to "let me die a woman" by The Phoenix Foundation), and then suddenly realise that you are dancing in public to music only you can hear? shame on my NAME

 

HAHAHA oh my god that is GREAT!!! I think I have kinda done that!


Ever heard your boyfriend sing Weezer songs in a Rammstein voice and almost have a heart attack laughing? 'Buddy Holly' is definatly the best Weezer song to sing as Rammstein.

 

that would be pretty damn classic.

ever been oh so excited to return home coz there are fresh anzac biscuits waiting for you? oh yeah.

 

ooooooooooh yes! AND I have been tempted this year to make my own!! Ever been shocked beyound belief to hear your flatmate this morning telling his gf (my other flatmate) that if she held him up for a few days going overseas he was going to 'give her the worst beating she had ever got in her slutwhore life'?!

WTF???!

 

heehee, yeah by fresh anzac biscuits i mean we did make our own...it's so much better than bought.

and i would be so horrified to hear that if he was being serious


have you ever had somne fiend steal your hammock?

 

OMG who did that?! what a nah-burger!

And I dont know if he was really serious or it just came out coz he was so shitty. Im just glad Im getting out of there now.

Have you ever had a woman who is really fussy about lipstick apparently stalking you at work? - asking when your next shift was etc?

 

hehe no, no crazy lipstick stalkers for me.

and yeah, some wanker came in the night when I was on holiday but the flatties were home and cut the ropes of our hammock and stole away with it into the night. We are in mourning, and we wrote this letter to Critic about it:

Hey Critic.

When we entered our Cargill Street garden last week we noticed, to our shock, dismay and grief, that some light-fingered scoundrel had made off with our beloved hammock. To this person: how do you sleep at night? Rest assured - we will hunt you down. In fact, we will go on what the movie advertisements refer to as a roaring rampage of revenge. We’ll roar and we’ll rampage, and we’ll get bloody satisfaction.

Enjoy your ill gotten gains; we are coming for them and for you.

Love and kisses
Uma and Quentin.


so hopefully that will inspire guilt and/or terror in the person who did it.

anyway....

have you ever been really excited about getting a t shirt printed that says "Jane Austen masturbated"?

 

lmao, I bet she did the crazy old coot.... after all... she never married.....


Have you ever had a T shirt printed that said 'Kill all the Nankies' so you would be just as cool as a pre-famous Keith Richards and Brian Jones?

 

hehehe, so but that was hot.

gah...

have you ever had a long distance relastionship that is sooooooooooo bittersweet?

 

YES YES YES!!!!

And to be honest... I'm happy to say I don't plan to ever have one again!!

Have you ever got sore eyes from looking at the BRIGHT white blind out of the corner of your eye on a computer?

 

nope nope...

ever been royally fucked over by an airline? 300 bucks to get a hotel room after they delayed the thing 6 hours... =/

 

really? oh that's so rude. dickyness.

have you ever done a tribal dance around a keg to "Rasputin" by Boney M?
it's the Best Chorus Ever: "Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen......Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine"

oh the hillarity

 

We didnt do a tribal dance but we did crack over that song in 6th form history when we learnt about Rasputin and someone brought up that song.

Ever had someone point out the obvious to you when you say you will use the 2000 your dad gave u for your 21st and someone says 'hang on a minute... why should you waste all that money so that other people can get boozed off it?'

So now your going to have a quiet 21st and go to Aussie for a holiday instead? Which is esp stressed because you have never been overseas??

 

fun! and no, I had the traditional 21st. It was heaps of fun though, getting pissed with your nearest and dearest is always good for a laugh.

have you ever been slightly peeved at your flatmate who neglected to pay the power bill and neglected to tell anyone and now the power has been cut off? CUNTSTICK!!!!!

 

OMG that SUCKS, get rid of him/her. Alternatively make sure they feel like complete and utter shit because they deserve it and need to know it can't happen again!
I havn't exactly had that happen but my flatmates HAVE behaved like cuntsticks. Sooo glad to be rid of them.

Have you ever had an eeevil bed which needs to be moved somewhere and its such a hassle finding it a good home?

 

No, I don't want rid of them. i adore the gammy fool, he's one of my best mates .And he bailed us out, so it's all good

and no0, i love my bed. it's silver

have you ever done just about anything to put off studying?

 

yes. I've actually failed all three of my papers this semester in an effort to put off studying. GO ME! Ahhhh... complete stressful breakdown... its so great,.

have you ever started buying flat lotto tickets and then when the 17.5 million dollars was won, been so excited that you went online to check the results?

 

Not yet but me and Dan are considering getting Lotto tickets now that we are a live in a couple and all.

Ever spent waaay to much on Estee Lauder and Lancome products and now your face and lips look great but you only have $10 to last you til payday?

 

na, i'm a nivea girl. Cheap, non tested on animals products and left over money for beer are my bag, baby.

have you ever been to a 24 hr book sale and come away with some total gems? I got a gelatine cookbook - it has recipes for Chicken - Party Style! which is chicken salad set in geletine. And roast lamb - the meat, peas and carrots are all set in beef flavoured geletine. It's SO DISGUSTING. but hillarious. And it starts with theis wonderful, wonderful sentence: "In this day of technological advancement - atomic power, spaceships that can fly to the moon - it's easy to forget about the everyday basic essentials like gelatine" Bwahahahaha

 

hahaha thats actually hilarious.

have you ever been on actual tenterhooks waiting for your boyfriend to come home from Auckland where he's been visiting a mate because he started going out with you one sunday about a month ago and hadn't actually left your house since and now its really weird sleeping alone?