new game, have you been a naughty kid

ewww, cask wine?

Ewwww. EEEE-wwwww. ewah!

I thought a place named "the cellar" would have a nice selection of mighty fine wine, har har

I can't say that i have gotten drunk of crap wine - i don't drink ften enough.
AND Can't say i've had a fun time with sleazy vagina-phone guy.

Have yo evah hand-fed a lemur? (I love zoo)

 

fun. I would love all of the zoo but the birds.

and it's wasn't cask wine...almost as bad it, was white cloud...in punch...ugh.

have you ever got out a movie that's had heaps of hype, so you were dubious about whether it could live up to it, and then you watched and loved every minute of it and it's now probably on your top 10 list? (the movie is Sideways btw)

 

omg yeah, that movie was awesome! I think i saw it back in April. I hated Colin Farell before seeing that movie. And i hate him after (i saw Alexander..).

But yeah, awesome movie eh!

White Cloud, lol - remember the old ad jingle for that wine?

"whether i'm alone, or surrounded by a crowd,
i'll always be something to the white, white, white, white clouuuuud"

Have you ever accientaly said "masturbation!" really loudly during a lecture?

(my friend and i were doing a crossword in class, and couldn't find the word, and masturbation fit in perfectly, even with the existing letterrrsss $$)

 

hahhaha thats hilarious. And yeah, I've said masturbation loudly in class but not by accident. Firstly, I take my self pleasure seriously and secondly, I take FHSS111 (Also known as Sex 101 - seriously. Thats what the lecturers wanted to call it but they weren't allowed)

ever made a really awesome 'fairy circle' of cakes for a 6 year old's birthday? they were a ring of mushrooms surrounding a big mushroom (cupcakes surrounding a cake, pink icing with green spots)?

 

no, but i have made a walrus cake for a certain flatmate's birthday...

and maybe we are talking about different sidewayses - the one i meant was with paul Giamatti, and he goes mid life crisising and wine tasting with Thomas Hayden Church...
this movie......>
it's so terrific.

but yes. have you ever stayed at a friend's house, had a dream that you went home while they were still asleep, and then when you woke up, you thought you at your house so when you opened your eyes and found yourself in a random place, you got the fright of your life and accidentally punched your friend in the stomach, waking him up?

 

Woops, my bad! That's the one i saw.

I was thinking of intermission! I have retarded.

 

ah nope...

ever been around someone who makes you feel like such a mental midget and you just admire them for being so determined and smart?

 

I cant stand those kind of people!


ever been so angry at your flatmate you just cant stand the sight of him?

 

not that angry, but no flat in the entire world is going to be love and sunshine 24/7.

have you ever gone to someone's house and watched thomas the tank engine and stressed about ringo?

 

Thomas rocks my jocks, haven't so much stressed about Ringo, but i do enjoy the accent. There's a show in the mornings, animated, that has tried to copy Thomas the tanked engine, but with buses. That's just plain wrong.

Have you ever been the Josie Russell of a certain clan made up of your classmates?

 

aaawww, i'm sure you aren't that cold, manipulative and heartless. She's a slattern

have you ever gotten really bored of your bedroom and so you play changing rooms and renovate the place (well, you move furniture and posters around, i can't paint or anything)

 

I used to do that all the time at home, but NOW, dans mon flat, the room is tres petite and I cannot move things around - otherwise the universe will implode. It's the truth. It's happened before.

Have you ever been able to remember the day you got your 300th Hipforums post? I do, because it was today! Mufufufufu! It has taken me a long time too, ahahah. (Quality over quantity).

 

I remember my first 1000th post! (this is back in the day when my user name was mick_jagger_is_so_hip, before Skip fucked up the user names so that u could only have so many letters and my name turned into 'mick_jagger_is_so_HI'



Have u ever got a really sexy card with Mick Jagger on the front for ya birthday??

 

ooh, i can but dream...

ever seen helen clark in the flesh, and she looked at me and she was really cool and she shot down the act supporters and yep it was all so awesome?

 

Awesome! When i was working a function at my old job, the foyer was packed and i was taking glasses to the bar, and Helen and I both stepped into the same spot and collided. I apologised and she patted me on the back and said "No, you go".

Yay for helen. Don Brash would have sent me back to India, despite being born here.


Ever had a funny dream about visiting a Geology Insitute (in Dunedin actually, tho i've never been there), and it turning out to be your house, but inhabited by ghosts that resemble your family?

 

ooh, scary. I had a really intense dream that i texted these guys about flatting together and they were awesome so we did flat together and then it went all wierd and there were these evil people trying to pepper spray me so me and my new flatmate (who had really nice eyes) locked ourselves in the bathroom. I was allergic to eucalyptus (only in the dream) so he sprayed me with the eucalyptus air freshner and i passed out, stopped breathing, so he could carry me out of the bathroom going 'look, stop pepper spraying, she's already dead', then when we got outside he gave me mouth to mouth and we got away and went op shopping.

ever been so excited about going to a zoo party (dress as your fav animal) dressed as a LIGER? oh yeah, it's probably my favourite animal. go napoleon dynamite. you good thing!

 

omg, zoo animals! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I LOVE THE ZOO!! BAH, and a ZOO PARTY would be even more rad!!!
I'm jLous
I'd go as a red panda - then i could do my red panda dance!!

Ever been so totally pissed off at your landlord and your flatmates because they've screwed you over, so the only solution is to move out in the next week! Damn you all to hell!! I never have screwed them over, so why meeeeee!
But nah, it's not so bad because mummy and daddeh live like, just over there *points across town*

 

yup i moved out in about 3 days lol, damn they where mad



have you danced on a bar in a pub? which really isnt ment for dancing - but was a good idea at the time?

 

yeah...pretty much. we cranked the ballroom dancing, oh the comedy.

and that sucks about the flats guys, hug?

hast thou ever been hugely stunk out by the guy in the computer room who reeks of some strange scent, perchance ?

 

almost, but it's the deadly aroma of the geek in my plant biol class. He whips out his laptop before class though (hence the similarity) and tappers away at it. It's funny-retarded because he has one of those optical mice, but brings a mousepad too. What a dingbat!

Have yo evah wanted to quit university because you worked out your timetable for next year and it sucks donkey's balls!

And, i got the flat ordeal sorted out, but lets just say that i CAN'T wait til next year. It'll be way more fun.