new game, have you been a naughty kid

I know about timetables and double majors :$ Double pain in the arse.


Ever realised that you left it too late enrolling so have the shit lecture and tute times until spaces become available?

 

nope cos I am a bum arts student and everything so far has worked out wonderfully.

ever come home to write your essay but have now been sitting at the computer for over an hour and haven't done anything?

 

all the time my friend.

ever been obsessed with the wonder that is limecat?
http://limecat.net/

 

oh man, that's the kind of pussy everyone should enjoy.
very pulp fiction-like.

i have been obsessed, but not by limecat, yet.

Have you ever had a poo day?

(Today at the zoo.. i got to sweep poos, and then later on, i sat at a trestle table with various poos on it, and people had to guess which animal it came from. Who knew poo could jam-pack my day with excitement?)

 

hahah no I haven't. But yeah, poos are interesting.

ever played guess the std with your friends? (I would list the symptoms, they would guess which one it was. lolly for the winner)

 

lol, nope, but next time we need a good diversion, that might just win.

ever had your present state of mind totally summed up by a song?

 

hell yes!!


ever realised that the pair of jeans u have been wanting for ages might have to wait still longer if you are going to get your brother and your cousin decent bday presents?

 

lol it's gutting when that happens. Ever had no money for jeans nor a present, so you do the budget route and paint people pictures for their birthday?

 

cant say i have

ever had your flat professionally cleaned cause the jerkface real estate agent called the landlord and complained our flat was messy after we had a party the night before and then when the cleaners came they locked your bedroom door(key inside) so you had to call a locksmith to break into your room?

 

no, but that sucks. god landlords can be stupid tardos sometimes.

have you ever walked past the lotto, felt a lucky vibe coming from the scratchie box, so you buy a dollar one, win $3, feel more luck vibing so you buy a diffrent $1 one, win $2, and then decide to run away before you becoming a gambling addict and eventually die in the gutter, nibbled by rats and scurvy ridden?

 

yes I know exactly how that is.... there was this time back in '72, in Roto-Vegas... I'd just gotten back from 'Nam and those machines were just calling to me from the casinos.... long story short,i had to go to rehab...

oh wait...


have you ever had a really big secret that you can't tell anyone and you're gonna have to keep it secret for at least another 4 months?????

 

yes, secrets suuuuuuuck.

have you ever been pissing around on here, and, with a rude shock, realised the time and that you have to scamper and scuttle away?

 

yep, bunch..

ever walked out of an exam and thought to yourself that it was weird? Had a 20% photograph test that took like 5 minutes..didnt even feel like a test or anything.

 

Can't say i have..

almost every time i have gone to leave a test early, i've made a fool of myself.. like.. going over the bench to leave via the row in front - i've kicked my calculator off the desk and halfway across the room, another time i tripped up.. and the latest time, i lost my test paper (it was between the feet of my stalkee, so it has its perks)..

Ever been kicking yourself because you have a test soon, and although you have been to all the lectures, you were too preoccuped with something/someone else, that you don't know what-the-freak the scanty notes are about?

 

yes, damn I hate being preoccupied.

have you ever been really excitied at the prospect of buying nice new underwear?

 

YES! Man, you should have SEEN my pink Taz boxers that I had back in day! They made me happy when I wore them (happy pants - tehe!). Man. I don't know how I live without them, I lost them one Summer at the beach.

I bet some sexy-ass fish is out there wearing them this very minute!

Have you ever finally felt wonderfully, wonderfully free of obsessions with other people and kind of worried because you know you can only go so long before someone catches your eye and you have to go through the horrors of romantic or unrequited human interaction all over again and get all emo and angsty and die a thousand emotional deaths and write about slitting your wrists in your black-laced diary? Huh?

 

no, i wish...i usually bounce from one silly-making, big fat crush right into another.

it's annoying.

ever cursed the day your flatmate told you about the awesomeness that is the happy tree friends website, coz now you can't stay away, and you should be doing work...

 

Ah i love happy tree friends


Ever fixed a broken window only to have your brother break it upon entering after an all nighter?

 

lol, no, but that's great. It's always the way, right?

ever been rather excited about getting to see the Reduction Agents and Pumice for free?

 

*blank look*

Ever done it in the gutter and it felt like peanut butter?
Or been walking through town and your pants fell down?