new game, have you been a naughty kid

I dunno... I haven't been that happy to see myself... but i was happy to ambush Vimal at uni. That was fun.

Have you ever made your friend crawl on her hands and knees across a giant hall at uni in front of heaps of people cos class just ended, saying "give it to me, it is ours, it is our precious" before you would lend her the latest harry potter?

 

no, but good work.
my flat mate bought it so me and mattie read hers before even she'd read it (yes that was mean, but desperate times.)

have you ever met someone who has the same wierd-ass phobia as yourself (in my case a fear of birds and how they flap)?

 

lol, i thought you had a fear of people with weird asses..

*points at ass*
"ASYMMETRY!!"
*scream and runs away*

.. ahahaha

Can't say i have met someone with the same phobias as me.. i dunno if i have a weird phobia.

Have you ever dreamt about getting the meningococcal vaccine at the zoo, just outside the bear enclosure??

 

lol, whoops i of course emant weird-AS phobia...too many ssses. Heeee an ass phobia would be pretty funny though....especially if you were scared of it flapping at you.

and no I haven't had that dream...i've dremnt about getting hunted by angry Canadian pilgrims with crossbows but never a dream about the zoo.

have you ever been unable to get your mind off someone enough to focus?

 

canadian pilgrims? hehe

and ahh..yup

ever had a rude ass real estate agent show up at your flat after a biggggggggggggggg party and go "uh, i'm showing this place in 1 hour..mind cleaning it up?" it was tempting to throw a tui bottle at him and go "yeah....right"

 

did he give you notice? what a ****. and no.

ever taken a kick ass course in sexuality and society which is just so totally awesome but been gutted cos you couldn't do it as a major cos the uni is assy?

 

no, but that must suck.

and yeah, canadian pilgrims. Dressed just like a stereotypical pilgrim, only with red and white instead of black and white. And they were in Canada, only it wasn't a country it was just this wo mama hill that was covered in forest.

have you ever had anyone walk in on you while you were in bed with someone, only the walker in person didn't know you were there and you weren't actually doing anything at the time so there was just enough time for you to smoosh down under the covers and hide?

 

never would have thought to put the two together..

and yeah..the 1 hour notice was all we got...rude..

ever had the girl you like come up to you and go "chris, you know people can see you cracking up to yourself on the otherside of hollywood squares, right?" Ah, doh

 

haha, aw stink. Can't say i've been in that situation.

Ever been to uni after hours, with your swipey card, and it been all dark and abandoned, and you felt super special?

 

yes, so cool, the card of power.

and ahahaha hollywood squares, they seem so private but they are so not.

at least you weren't picking your nose or anything.

have you ever had your phone play dead and now you gots to get a new one? (ak, i'm going into withdrawl)

 

yeah. it sucks ass.

what's hollywood squares? all I know is that tv show which was awesome.

have you ever been super cool and swapped computers with someone cos they needed to use the scanner and felt super-nice about it especially since you've been in a god-awful psycho-bitch mood all day and you could have easily ignored them?

 

yes, but here you have to move if they ask.
hollywood squares (aka celebrity squares) is a thingie in our library made of study cubicles. It looks like the giant square off the tv show. and when you are sitting at the desk you feel like it's private but the whole library can see you. Leading to much laughter when nose pickage occurs.


have you ever been unable to shift out of slacker mode?

 

hah, yeah.. it seems to happen on weekdays for some odd reason.

have you ever found the perfect spot at uni to sit at?.. and it's perfect because most people you know/want to know/stalk walk past ya most days?.. yeap, my friends come to me.

 

Oh! I have my place like that, BUT occasionally smokers take it and I have to run around like a headless chicken looking for somewhere else and wanting to stub out their cancer in their faces! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Have you ever had an itchy crotch in a room full of people and scratched it only to realise someone actually noticed and gave you a weird look?

 

eww, lol, no. my crotch is generally itch free .

have you ever accidentally dropped a lump of ice down your top in a room full of people, and it got stuck in your bra/boobs, so you had to fish it out in front of everyone, while having an 'omg, ice! ice!' spazz? (if you are a man, then same question, only with your pants instead of top. and with what you'd find in your pants instead of what you'd find in your top)

 

i just dont see it happening for men..unless you got some major plumbers' crack going on and you accidently drop it behind you and it goes down your ass...but no


ever just had a really boring week and you're like blah?

 

hah, no. I dream for that. So far in my uni life, i've had an assignment and/or lab report due every week, except for maybe those weeks that are at the end of a trimester. Always something to do..

Ever had your friend poke you in class (in the kidney, of course) because he know's you're mega ticklish, so you react dramatically... and in the reation process, the page of notes you are writing on goes flying up in the air and lands on someone's back, 2 rows in front of you, and they ignore it, and you stress about getting your rad notes back?

 

lol, no. but i can just see that happening. Ever gone to review a film for your uni paper andyou look around the theatre and realsie you are the youngest there by maybe 40, 50 years? so many old ladies.....

 

no...

...that sounds scary...

ever had a lecture, a tutorial, another tutorial and another lecture scheduled for one day and then only ended up going to one tutorial where you shined like a shiny light cos you were so smart?

 

yeah, i've been so slack this semester, speshly with film festival.

ever revised your timetable and realised there is no reason for you to be slack, coz on a good week (you only have tutes once a month) you have mondays, wednesdays AND fridays off? (omg, and i'm a third year double major intending to do honours. shiiit)