new game, have you been a naughty kid

nope... cos I just can't afford it and so I go into that sort of thing only looking for two or three movies to watch so I don't get my hopes up.

have you ever convinced about 8 people that your nose was magnetic which was the reason for you being able to hang a spoon from it with the story "Well, when I was little I was being a bitch to my brother so he smacked me in the face and smashed my nose. It needed surgery to replace the cartilage bit and so they decided to use a piece of magnet because it would have the least amount of side effects and would feel the most natural. Now, normal magnets are nickel tungsten but the magnet they used in my nose is nickel cadmium which means that the magnetic field is weaker then a normal magnet and also only certain types of metal will stick to it which is why this spoon will stick and so will that fork but the knife won't stick cos its the wrong sort of metal and it's too heavy."
(seriously. some people are really dumb)

 

Yo, if you is talking bout the Film Festival, next time volunteer as an usher! You don't have to do too much work (they don't expect you to) and you get free movies. As far as i can tell, FF staff are awesome bunches of people too

 

yep, i might seriously look into that, thanks.
I review films for critic at the mo though - thats where my current freebies come from.
ak i'm so excited though - broken flowers, thumbsucker, tarnation, dig!, 5000 fingers of dr T (just to name a miniscule amount of the goodness) go film festivals, i heart you.

and tamsyn - ahahaaaaaa that's really funny.

ever been bored of i spy and so you start playing 'i spy in my dirty little mind' and people have to guess what you are thinking of, eg
my flatmate said 'i spy in my dirty little mind something beginning with ccf'


the answer is cum covered fingers...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

lol, nope

has your flat ever mysteriously lost its clock from the lounge..and its the only thing missing..all thats left is a bent nail from where it hung..but the tv..the car stereos are right by the door! how fucked up is that?

 

i guess someone really, really needed to know the time....or maybe it was an inside job? was the ticking pissing one of your flatties off so much they would commit, um, chronocide?

and no.

have you ever skipped a lecture to go dancing?

 

hell yes!!

Have u ever been sitting quietly in a computer room when a sneaky Jimmy Nicol creeps up behind you and whispers 'Bung eyeeee' in your ear?

 

omg, that would make my day.

you guys should have pretended to be foetuses.

have you ever thought about texting someone to go three dollar lunch with you, but you chicken out of asking them and go with your flatties.....but who should you run into? yep the person you were too nervous to ask. dunedin is teeny tiny.

 

I have done a few things that were very similar. Maybe you were just meant to see this person at lunch, Soph??


Have u ever printed out a 24 page journal article on the Vienna settlement and are just DREADING having to go through it and analyse it for a dicky article review?? :$

 

yes, (well i've had to go through a big fuck off piece of boredom anyway)blahg, i hate work.

have you ever been chowing down on your $3 lunch when you find a random one dollar coin in the middle of it?

 

no. but that would make MY day.

have you ever drawn a face on a banananananana and then not been able to eat it afterwards?

 

Nope, but he'd get a pole up his arse


Have you ever seen someone eat too much Indian food and been nowhere near a toilet?

 

no, but that would be quite sad.

have you ever been almost kicked out of a movie coz you were so horsed and the lady who worked there was all 'we don't want your sort around here'?

 

ah no..

ever chased a donkey thing around a petting zoo when it came up behind you and stole the map from your hand?

 

no. but I did drop my hat and my favourite hairtye into a bear cage by accident when I was about 11 and got really upset cos the bear ate my hat.

have you ever gotten really stoned with your friend and her two younger brothers and sat there watching the 70's show and will and grace and were positive that the characters were completely different from any other episode of those shows that you'd seen, like they were acting really differently and it was weird?

 

ahaha tamsyn, the bear ate your hat, sucks to be you.

lol, no , but classic.

ever had a workplace score (well yeah, i'm a volunteer but we both kind of work there)

 

not really... i've hooked up with people and then in later years gone on to volunteer with them in habo... but it doesn't really count, does it?

And fuck you, that hat was awesome. It had a blue ribbon and was made of straw.

have you ever set up a "sex date"?

 

Yep at uni

Have you ever slept with the best man on your wedding day?

 

keep in mind trickster, the rules of the game. you have to have done the thing that you ask if people have ever done.

and no. ew.

have you ever had really loud hiccups in a quiet computer lab?

 

Where was it written that you had to have done these things?


I don't get hiccups.

Have you ever said someone didn't look like a natural blonde even though they were?

 

It's on the very first post, but i don't blame you for not clicking on that, and just going to the latest posts.. coz this thread is mega huge.

I haven't de-blondified a blondie yet, but i do things like that. When i was little i accused my older sister of not having eyebrows... and that the ones she had, she'd stolen from someone else.

Have you ever been so glad that Tamsyn ambushed you at uni, so that you didn't run off to class, so that: a) you got to see tamsyn, and b) you got to see your long lost mega-sexy stalkee that's been missing for months.

Should i have used ; in there somewhere? I don't seem to use colons and semicolons enough (that makes me sad btw)