new game, have you been a naughty kid

yeah i have, well.. more like i didnt know my size.. bought pants.. too small.. decided to lose enough weight to fit in them. and da-da..

ever been stuck for gift ideas for that special man in your life?.. we-he-hell do i have the solution.

 

No i've never been stuck.


Have you ever thought you knew words to a song, but sung the wrong ones and in public?

 

yes, but even after i realise i usually just keep belting out the lyrics regardles.

side not - omg, those manties are quite, quite special...especailly the ones with bows and roses....what a delight....

have you ever spent all the damn day trying on new jeans and you FINALLY find some you like after literally hours of rejection? - wow it's like a metaphor for love, you try all sorts until, hoipefully, you find the one pair that's right for you....and oh the heartache when that pair tears...

 

Actually yes. I never find pants that fit lol.



Have you ever spent the night in a cemetery?

 

vimal, I've never been THAT desperate for gift ideas.

and no, never spent the night in a cemetary.

ever worn new massive pyjamas to uni? Mmmm... comfort.

 

yes i have. pjs are great.

have you ever had a crazy hard out vibe with someone really unexpected?

 

I hope everyone is having a super lovely happy day

 

Yes.

Have you ever admitted (accidently) that you like Britney Spears?

 

nope..atleast not talent wise..but she is cute


ever embarrassed your brother on the way up the lift to the qtown luge..by acting all 'speshul' when he teased you for putting on your helmet before you got anywhere close to the luge so that people 2-3 lift chairs ahead and behind you all stare? "billy, can i ride with you, billy..i wont bite you this time billy."?

 

hahahahah thats hilarious. good on ya.

have you ever been like "Mike, why are you turning on the tv? its so anti-social" and had mike turn around and be all "well, I just got a text saying london's been bombed so i thought I'd see what thats about." and been all "oh jesus christ..."?

 

yeah that was horrible....

on a lighter note, have you ever watched a movie about a mutant killer snowman hellbent on revenge, who is immune to anti-freeze and so must be killed with banana daquiris?

 

No but it sounds like the kind of movie Peter Jackson would have made in his younger days lol.

Have you ever been sick of having no money and no job but havent been bothered to go out and find a job?

 

nah, student allowance is taking care of money.. although i have been meaning to knab a job....

Have you ever been thinking of a colour to paint something, and for a second actually considered pink, and then realise what you have done..

 

lol, i quite like the pink, well in small doses. so yes.

have you ever had the sweetest timetable ever - nothing on mondays, ok tuesdays, just a film screening on wed, ok thurs and just a tute on friday?

 

Yes!!

my timetable is super busy but cool at the same time, like I have done all my tutes by tuesday and after that I just have lectures and I LOVE all my papers so it is sweetaz!!!

ever been stressing coz you just so used to love Wilfred Owen (a WW1 poet, not sum random hook up hahaha) and now you are studying him in class and have re-realised how much you love him?

esp this poem -

It seemed that out of battle I escaped
Down some profound dull tunnel, long since scooped
Through granites which titanic wars had groined.


Yet also there encumbered sleepers groaned,
Too fast in thought or death to be bestirred.
Then ,as I probed them, one sprang up, and stared
With piteous recognition in fixed eyes,
Lifting distressful hands, as if to bless.
And by his smile, I knew that sullen hall, -
By his dead smile I knew we stood in Hell.


With a thousand pains that vision's face was grained;
Yet no blood reached there from the upper ground,
And no guns thumped, or down the flues made moan.
'Strange friend,' I said, 'here is no cause to mourn.'
'None,' said that other, 'save the undone years,
The hopelessness. Whatever hope is yours,
Was my life also; I went hunting wild
After the wildest beauty in the world,
Which lies not calm in eyes, or braided hair,
But mocks the steady running of the hour,
And if it grieves, grieves richlier than here.
For by my glee might many men have laughed,
And of my weeping something had been left,
Which must die now. I mean the truth untold,
The pity of war, the pity war distilled.
Now men will go content with what we spoiled,
Or, discontent, boil bloody, and be spilled.
They will be swift with swiftness of the tigress.
None will break ranks, though nations trek from progress.
Courage was mine, and I had mystery,
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery:
To miss the march of this retreating world
Into vain citadels that are not walled.
Then, when much blood had clogged their chariot-wheels,
I would go up and wash them from sweet wells,
Even with truths that lie too deep for taint.
I would have poured my spirit without stint
But not through wounds; not on the cess of war.
Foreheads of men have bled where no wounds were.


I am the enemy you killed, my friend.
I knew you in this dark: for so you frowned
Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed.
I parried; but my hands were loath and cold.
Let us sleep now...'




oh god its so fucking sad it makes me cry. what a poem.

 

His stuff is pretty neat - we looked at some of his work (superficially) back in 5th form and 7th form. But i sux at english so i don't appreciate it. Stressing? I'd find it kinda neat, but in studying it, i'd hope that it didn't ruin my appreciation for the poetry.

Blah, Arts students get the easiest timetables.. i mean.. a day off? WTF is that?

but mine's pretty good this time..
Mon 10-3
Tue 9-11, then 3-5 for a lab
Wed 9-1
Thu 12-5 (rad, sleep in!)
Fri 9-11

(arent you glad you know that now?)
sure beats 8am starts like last trimester, and instead of a 4hr lab and a 2hr lab, i only have two 2hr labs $$

Ever wondered what eating a raw potato, like an apple, would be like?

 

People tend to turn up their noses at arts students I'm an arts and science student and thankfully i got all my subs on thursday and friday. Being a full time student with only those days on is great.

No, i have never wondered that about an apple and potato.

Ever eaten a carrot, not because it was tasty but because you simply liked the crunchiness?

 

i suppose, but i do think carrots are insanely tasty. We'd always have a glass with a little water in it and lots of carrot sticks in it and when they were all gone my brother, sister and I used to fight over who got to drink the carrot water. what losers.


have you ever suddenly had the sun turn on in a dark day because ages ago some **** stole your laptop (with your office cd inside) and you didn't think you could get insured but the company finally relented! yey, new laptop...halleluiah!

 

No, i hope it doesn't happen either.



Have you ever wanted to strangle your little brother? aaarrrggghhh

 

a host of times

ever been so stupid that you didnt check your schedule to see if your classes changed time and ended up missing your philo class this morning? argh, i hate myself.