new game, have you been a naughty kid

yes. SUCH a good feeling.

have you ever been really nervous about seeing this friend of your flatmate again (ark!)

 

few months ago...


have you ever woken up and wanted to take a shower but all the towels you have were in the wash except a small hand cloth and decided to take one anyways?

 

hehe, yes. it's too cold to do that now though.

have you ever been stark bloody naked, about to hop in the shower and with one leg shaved when the electrician comes knocking on the door, and you are the only one home, so you have to throw on your dressing gown, drip to the door to let them in and then drip back?

 

minus the dressing gown..the one shaven leg..and it being an electrician...yes

have you ever made the mistake of banking your night on letting other people pick the movies and end up with some spanish quasi porn drama that was way too long, way too graphic(damn euros and their acceptance of male nudity), and had no real plot...only to be followed up by something that was worse, a hillary duff flick?

 

lol, no i am too picky about my movies to relinquish control

have you ever had a day of Birthday Madness for your flatmate, that went something like this:
1) newspaper her into her room. cover the door and windows with newspaper so that there's a newspaper wall when she opens them
2) Go crazy with chalk allll over campus and inform the world that Frankie is 1/2way to 40, that it's her birthday etc...
3) As she wakes up from her nap, kidnap her and blindfold her. Put her in a specially customised shopping trolley that has been decorate with helium baloons and streamers. Then push her down George Street, while someone walks alongside with a MASSIVE sign saying "honk for frankie, it's her birthday". When you get down to the town belt, you take off the blindfold to reveal a picnic afternoon tea, with cake and cupcakes and party hats and wine. It was so much fun.

 

ha, no, but awesome


ever make it all the way to the library before you realize your jeans reek of beer?

 

yeah, after the weekend most of clothes reek of beer - i'm so clumsy when i'm tipsy, i just spill all over.

ever been really confused about where you stand with someone?

 

seems to always work that way.

ever had your flatmates jump over you after every statement that could possibly be construed as a gay reference cause you actually watched a cinderella story and ended it by saying "yup, i'm definitely gayer"

 

lol no...i have never sunk so low as to watch a hillary duff movie.

have you ever wanted to marry someone on tv?

 

sandra bullock, for the last 9 years, 3 months, 27 days and 6 hours.


JD?


have you ever found out that your flatmate has made a website about his NZ experience and its full of horse shit and is so boring, yet so laughable? "hey guys, i just installed my speakers today"...he's put up pictures of EVERYTHING..this is my shelf..this is the top of our stairs...

 

lol, yes jd..or seth from the oc...
and arg, bloggage..so dull and no one caresish.

have you ever had mates that you can talk about ANYTHING with? like everything from sex to shitting to kissing?

 

considering we had a talk last night that involved 'vaginal mucus' that got my flatmate nicknamed gummy..id say yes



ever get a nickname that you just know is gonna stick?

 

yeah, i guess Tucker is still around.

ever make up a fairy tale involving your mates and a magic goat?

 

Nope...

Ever get down in someone else's bed and never tell them 'bout it?

 

lol, no...no sex in other people's hats is a good rule ...

have you ever had a really stressful morning because people suck?

 

yes. People do suck. And sophie, if you ever have sex in my hat, I'll get really pissed off with you and won't invite you to my birthday party.

have you ever had to break in your feet (not the shoes) cos its been a year and a half since you wore high heels and now you're wearing serious 4 1/2 inch heeled boots to a ball and have to get used to them?

 

i can't say i have.. although, haha, there was that time last year.. Janna's birthday - we were celebrating at the Matterhorn, and she kept complaining at how sore her feet were getting in her shoes.. so me, being slightly inebriated, insisted we swap shoes because she shouldn't be in pain on her birthday.. couldn't handle the heels on those puppies.. shame, shame.

Well now that my life story part 1 is over, here's part 2:

have you ever lived in a flat where your bedroom is so small that you actually have NO floor space - and you usually need move your desk into the hall, so that you can slide your bed away from the wall, to be able to change the bedding and find your long lost lucky socks?

 

lol, no...I lucked out on room size. It's huge - bigger than our living room

have you ever made microphones out of toilet rolls and then done a performance of the Home and Away theme song to cheer your flattie up, including a rap version and and a death metal version?

 

lol no

have you ever spent half the day trying to find all your mates to see who wants to go to the capping show?

 

yeah, I know that feeling. go though, it's so funny.

have you ever called up this guy you like at fricken 2:30am* and you guys talked for an hour about nothing in particular?

*disclaimer - no i'm not a freaky stalkery lady. I was walking home from a party by myself and we were texting each other - so he was already awake. I just rang because the whole going home alone thing aint so cool