new game, have you been a naughty kid

Sure.

Ever keep a tattoo hidden from your mother for 2 years? (still going by the way)

 

nope


alright, this one needs a little backgruond info.....so we were all drinking downstairs last night at my place..everyone except one of my american flatmates who said he had to 'study for a midterm on friday.' So at about 10ish he goes out and picks up this girl he's been seeing..but he's gone for the longest time..so we were joking about him getting it on in the car and steaming up the windows and all that..well, we open our curtain to our sliding glass door and low and behold..3 feet from our flatdoor he's sitting in the car with her..windows all steamed...so..

have you and a few people ever totally cock blocked a person by hopping in the car with them?

 

lol, you jammy bastards. ahahaha. and no but i'm sure i've cock blocked...hehehehe.

have you ever spent a delightful evening with your flatmates trying to imagine what john campbell's orgasm face looks like?

 

no..thankfully..that is quite disturbing...but since you've sparked my imagination..i could see him being super tense/borderline freakish during an orgasm.

have you ever felt so embarrassed for branden the weather reporter on channel 1(i think) because he's SO bad? Last night was his worst. "i got a story to tell you. My friend went fishing..........................................."

 

Nope...

Ever had to run from security?

 

yes actually...we were in a shopping trolley....

and tv one weather people are awful. One time there was a new lady - first of all she fucked up her timing and when it was showing hamilton she was talking about wellingtons outlook. Then she said the high would 'lingle' for the next few days, strated stuttering and then was just silent for the rest of the bulletin. We never saw her again....

have you ever gone into town in a hideous green and orange dress with a BEEHIVE and busted out your carefully choreographed dance with your flatmate?

 

i prefer going into town with a brown and orange dress..but thats just me..so no.


have you ever been in a situation where you keep getting pulled away everytime you just sit down? eek, gotta go get food...

 

oh my god i get so annoyed when that happens!!!


have you ever considered doing Maori studies?

 

yes, I really want to be fluent in Maori.

have you ever written a letter to critic because they put meat products in their vegetarian recipe?

 

the maori chants sound really cool


nope..is there a meat product in woscestershire sauce?

have you ever just wanted to roll your eyes at everything a professor said? I just dont understand how you can go from talking about glorious battles and how chiefs can gain mana by taking land from other tribes and turn around and bitch when the British did the same thing...sorry, my mini rant for the day.

 

yes, there are fish in it, anchovies actually. eeeewwww.

and yes with the prof, onl;y different subject.

have you ever so been over the library, only here you are again....

 

Yeah... Ever snuck an extra hit when passing some smoke around?

 

lol, no, can't say I have.

have you ever had noooo money and heaps of bills?

 

yep..although we just got our electricity bill(130 for 6 people) and i was surprised it was so low with the amount of energy we use..

ever been mocked for trying to do something good? I bought 10 garbage bags for the flat the other day..only to find out they are minis..minis! bah

 

eh, the electricity bill is bizzare - because they just guess how much you use, it changes every onth. Stupid ass.

and yes. (minis though - ahahah)

ever been on the biggest high because you saw such an awesome movie (everyone must see festival express by the way - it's sooo good)

 

not since last lord of the rings...but star wars is coming soon! and this one will not disappoint.

ever whipped right through a book that engrossed you? Wheel of Time series is sooooooooo good

 

yes I have...(and with the Wheel of Time books too, actually. I have read the first 4, and I have the last four, only i'm missing the middle ones, so I have to catch up )

ever decided that because you are all losers you and your female flatmates will be each others' date for the OCOM ball? (yes it is months away, but as we will die alone, propects are not good. However, we each now have TWO sexy hot dates, so nyah)

 

oh man electricity bills are so weird. Ours is usually $140 for 5 of us.. but we got one for $50 total once.

Festival Express was Awesome McFoursome! Especially cause i went to WOMAD this year. Y'all should see In My Father's Den if you haven't already. That's one awesome movie which is part of the post-LotR era.


Oh man i stayed away from balls (hehe) for that reason. Science students arent the ball-going type... . ...


Ever stayed up til 2am studying for a 20% test that is based on only 4 labs - so you study every tiny detail just in case they ask for something really obscure.. only to find out that the test, which is at 8am that morning, is 2 questions long and consists of doing basic stats (doing a mean and standard deviation) and drawing a flow diagram made up of: "observation -> hypotheses -> experiment".

ok rant done

 

ocom? End of the year formal? Make sure you get the LBC(the car) going for a big entrance...or atleast get someone to push you three in it.

and nope

ever freaked out cause you found out you couldnt get to a ride to chch on sat for 2 people after you found out all the buses were full and had to push everything back a day?

 

aw no...but then i'm not going away. I'm trying to write my godamnmotherfuckingpieceofshitcameltoedlimpdicktreefrogofabastard essay.

i want it to be tommorrow so i can sleep in

have you ever been too tired to talk or move and even breathing is a chore?