new game, have you been a naughty kid

haha no, i'm gonna keep my family well clear of our flat though..

have you ever found something you thought you lost last weekend? I opened my school bag and found my memory stick..guess i should open it a bit more often

and i can finally go homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yay

 

um... probably... I forget...

have you ever had your parents go away on saturday, find an amazing flat on sunday, sign the lease and have your parents due back tomorrow (wednesday) at 10pm and you're planning on moving out that day so they're gonna come back to a note saying "call my cell - I have some news"?

 

lol, no-ope. I think my parents were somewhat aware of the whole moving out thing.

have you ever had the day planned, as in be at the library by nine, and it's 10 to 12 and you have only just arrived?

 

yep...library culture is kinda weird here..people spend like all day here and then its empty at night...its like the exact opposite at my school

ever taken the piss out of your flatmate for putting so much money into a car when he's leaving in like 2 months? He has to be the only student in dunedin with an alarm in his car..and it sounds like a freaking cats dying in the trunk..reaaarrr

 

ahaha, he deserves to have the piss taken out of him.

have you ever had to go interview randoms on the street?

 

Yes - It was awesome!

When was the last time you screamed - I mean REALLY screamed???

 

err, a long ass time go

ever had the most fun twirling pizza that you kept kneading the dough back into a ball and twirling it again and again? yeah i please easy

 

YES! kneading dough is so theraputic. i love making bread and stuff...ahh...

have you ever had really yummy baba ganoush for lunch then realsied you must have hella garlic breath, but you are at school so theres no toothbrush? *runs off to buy gum*

 

oh man, why does really yummy food leave such incriminating evidence... I remember once i had a kebab for lunch, went back to lectures and was really paranoid about my breath.. so i kinda talked away from my friends and kept my hand to my mouth... but then realised i had a huge sauce stain on my t-shirt that looked kinda dodgy.

You know what.. the more i look at the word 'sauce', the more i think that i've spelled it wrong. BLAH

Have you ever needed to go pee, then thought to yourself that you could probaby hold it for a ittle bit longer so u can finish typing up your reply... and when the time comes that you're BUSTING, and the bladder is at maximum capacity, your senile father has beaten you to the throne - and you know that he takes half an hour - so you're stuck with pacing up and down the hall urgently singing the ABCs in your head?

 

i love urgent distractions. And yes, in a way. holding it is a bitch.

have you ever bought the most horrifically heinous dress for your 60s cocktail mixer party? It is dark green with orange and white and purple roses on it. It looked like someone took a reaaaaally foul sofa cover/curtain, then spewed on it. It is full length with big ass bat wing sleeves with bright orange lining. It's disgusting, I adore it.

 

lol, nice, but unfortunately no.


ever done a competition a tute where you had to 'ring in' using animal sounds..and your team was stupid and picked a horse..and your team made the stupidest noise trying to neigggggggggggggggh loudly in a rush?

 

ummm... nope!


ever went dancing in a club but purposely danced horribly. back that ass up every which way and doing the "thriller" dacne?

 

horrible dancing is the best way to go. My flat mate and I favour 'aerobics' moves, you know, wear a sweatband, touch your toes aaaaand STARJUMPS! five, four, three, two, one...

it's good times.

have you ever got someone to tape a show for you, got all excited about watching it, organised a time for everyone to watch it, and then realised that durrr, you don't have a video player, which is why they were taping it in the first place, and so you have the tape but nothing to watch it on.

 

starjumps..jumping jacks? i think..and omg, that would be the funniest thing to see

and yep, except my brother snagged mine..

ever cut yourself twice in two days and had to waste god knows how many freaking hours trying to make it stop bleeding before you could do something?

 

yes, i am pretty accident prone.

have you ever made a chicken out of brown pantyhose, a peg and a warehouse bag so that you can carry it around on a leash and look authentic at a farmers party, and you called it henrietta. Oh we are so funny.

 

cant say that i have


ever had the best flat convo about who would or wouldnt use a real doll(www.realdoll.com) after watching nip/tuck last night?

 

lol, no,. but we can now...yey (and now the other post makes sense )

ever gone up to a random lady that you thought was your male friend and been "hi jimmy"...oh my god.

 

No lol

Ever go up to your girlfriend/boyfriend and give them a hearty squeeze on their ass from behind only for them to turn around and be an angry/confused someone else?

 

i walked into my flat yesterday and two of the girls were sitting there so i said hi...except one of the girls was really the south african guy with blonde hair, and not my blonde roommate..yeah oops.

and nope

ever had someone bump into you while posting here and you turn and look like a possum in the headlights and pause before saying something? oops

 

hehehehe. and not in that situation, but when i got the wrong p[erson i did a massive possum face.

have you ever got brian fry from studying too long? ( yes i do mean brain fry, but obiously mine is getting overdone)