new game, have you been a naughty kid

no but it sounds awesome. If i had the money i'd go like a shot.

have you ever bought a crate of the awesome, sexy, divine bushmans?

 

dont even know what it is lol so nope


have you ever gone to a girls 21st, got hammered, and then found out you and your mates were alone in the flat playing drinking games while the ones who lived there had left to go to town..and then proceeded to drink all their alcohol except nasty jager?

 

lol in a way - i normally have a pile of my own stuff to get through, so when we are alone in a strange house i usually down that.

have you ever accidentally posted the wrong answer in the wrong thread?

 

yeah i do that a bunch in here

have you ever gone out with one person and ended up liking their friend more?

 

yes, that sucks.

have you ever got up, had brekkie and realised it was 5 o clock at night?

 

lol no, but i take it you had a good night

have you ever had your flatmates love you when you brought back heaps of chocolate from the cadbury factory and then had them curse you on monday morning cause they devoured it all?

 

Nope, can't say that i have...

Have you ever taped yourself while gett'in down?

 

:O no!

Have you ever been so tired from your first week back at course, but you come home to find that your flat mates still expect you to do the cleaning?

 

yes and no - i've come back and cleaned, but my flatties don't expect it.

have you ever gotten soaked in the sudden pissdown - like so wet that your bra/undergarments are soaked and had randoms come up to you and comment on how wet you look while you are trying to use the computer?

 

it sounds like you run into every asshole in dunedin..but no
have you ever had a father give you a nasty look as you made funny faces and played with his little girl?

 

ummmmmm no.

(was it a random girl BTW, coz if so YOU SICK BASTARD... LOL )

have you ever been so angry at your university that you go to the head of department and threaten to change universities coz its so f-in shit.

 

No. I'm a piddly little first year who doesn't do shit like that.

Have you ever had the most psycho fem-nazi who is notorious throughout wellington for her psycho views on feminism (eg "Pregnancy is society's way of punishing women for having sex") as your tutor for your gender studies class?

 

lol, i can see how you'd think that was an asshole comment, but the people that said were trying to be nice, it was funny beacuse it was such a freakin obvious thing to say, did they think i hadn't noticed or something?

have you ever been writing in chalk on the footpath with your flatmates, and written PENIS in big letters outside the church, then had a flat descion that Penises are overatted and written VAGINA instead, beacusae vagina is still so taboo?

 

hahhaaha no but I see what you're saying. Vagina is a weird word. Penis is just fun.

have you ever had to write a speech for your best friend for his 21st but you just don't know how to begin it? I need a snappy beginning guys. HELP ME.

 

"ladies and germs"
always a winner :rolleyes
speech writing is hard, so yes.

ok, this is a bit long, but..

So I was going to have a quiet night last night, but I eventually got persuaded to go out. In town, i put my bag down, when i came back it had gone. So I got my flatmate frankie to ring my phone and someone picked up. Then they texted us stuff like "oooh i am sucking a 12inch cok so fuk off" or "cum and luck my pussy u ****" anyway, we thought they might be upstairs so frankie kept ringing me and then, on the stage, i saw this guy giggling WITH MY PHONE .

So I erupted off the dance floor like a Super Bitch Queen From Hell and I actually punched him in the face (yep, i can't believe I did that either) and I roared "what the fuck do you think you're doing with my fucking phone, you small minded fucktard"
ripped my phone off him and then berated him for stealing my bag

only...he hadn't (apparently) he just found my phone in the corner...so if he was telling the truth I punched some poor guy who was trying to hand it in.

my id and that are all gone though, and all the invites to our flatwarming.

bastards.

so, have you ever punched someone like that?

 

shit, that fucking blows..

i hit a roomies friend freshman year during college cause i caught him stealing money from me. i got the money back

have you ever launched water balloons over the trees at a golf course and had some pissed off golfers running at you to yell at you?

 

ahaha no. It sounds like that jackass stunt where they blow an air horn - so, so funny.

have you ever been at a flatwarming and someone blows the fuse so the power to the whole flat goes out?

 

no, but somone has taken the fuse thingy out to make us think a fuse was blowen, he was kinda embarsed when his joke didnt work out.

have you ever randomly gone to a sex expo only to find the shyest girl in your class there?

 

lol no, but classic.

have you ever played dirty scrabble where you are only allowed to use rude words like 'arse' and 'cum' and 'pash'?

 

lol yes..pash though? pls explain


have you ever left your windows open cause it was a nice day and came back and your bed was covered with leaves..and there is no trees on my side of the road?